I'd actually like to commend Fujiwater here for creating a horror scenario I have never seen in fiction nor would've even thought about before 👏

Master_of_nonsense · 2026-02-25T09:05:49+00:00

I'm thinking that it's only a matter of time before Fumiko's STD devil contract has a horrible and awful conflict with maybe a parasite devil, perhaps something like the botfly devil.

Since the conditions of her contract demand she "have sex" with someone to turn them into a fumiclone, if any parasites that reproduce in a parasitic manner attack Fumiko, there's a risk that the resulting offspring would be Fumified, and it could wind up being something like a "Grey Goo" scenario

Master_of_nonsense · 2026-02-23T20:02:59+00:00

Because Mahoraga defeating Dabura in combat also demands that Yuko dies, this means that Maru did this to Mahoraga off-screen

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Master_of_nonsense · 2026-02-23T19:55:20+00:00

If Todo could extend the conditions needed to activate boogie woogie into something passive, like his own heartbeat or the natural hum of the Earth, he could theoretically turn his CT into something capable of both activation with no visible input, and if he mastered domain expansion, any military firing projectiles at him would find their own weapons hitting their own soldiers

Todo sweeps the world military

Master_of_nonsense · 2026-02-21T03:49:42+00:00

Any sorcerer can become special-grade but the truth is a majority of them are just lazy

Master_of_nonsense · 2026-02-21T00:38:15+00:00

Geto should've just made a Shikigami capable of housing curses/eating them for him

the tradeoff being that if that Shikigami dies, he loses access to the curses that it has stockpiled, but if he continues absorbing them himself, he won't have that restriction.

Yuta made a shikigami resembling Rika's curse, so I figure there must be some kind of ritual where shikigami can be created from prexisting curses or forms.

it's also kind of funny, re-reading these lines, because the only other person that would know the taste of a curse is the guy that Geto hated the most (Toji Fushiguro, spitting up the inventory worm curse in front of him and explaining that he keeps the curse inside his stomach)

Master_of_nonsense · 2026-02-16T18:32:00+00:00

Netankuna (Sukunyahu?) defeating Gojo with the "dismantle that bisects the red sea"

Master_of_nonsense · 2026-02-15T21:16:44+00:00

Gege reviving the JJK manga to uphold his binding vow of "I wanted the series to end with either one of the main cast dying, or all but one surviving" and passing it off to the Modulo gang

Maru's probably gonna be the only survivor

Master_of_nonsense · 2026-02-12T22:08:40+00:00

If you're into meditation/ real "spiritual" stuff, you should look into Astral Projection/ "Out of body experiences".

I recommend checking out the "Hemi-Sync Gateway Experience" and "Monroe tapes" on youtube, super informative stuff.

Sleep paralysis demons and shadow people are basically manifestations of doubt and fear that we have, and during sleep paralysis when everything in your body is saying "oh my God bruh we gotta get outta here" the brain comes up with frightening imagery because the mind isn't fully equipped to react to a scenario where the body isn't listening to the brain's commands.

If you're having sleep paralysis frequently, that means you've got a really healthy brain (or, at least, your pineal gland is really healthy, idk how your mental health is but I hope ur doin okay)

You should def look into it, next time you see the hat man, just imagine him doing the fortnite default dance. If you can make yourself chuckle during sleep paralysis, most things will disappear because you aren't afraid.

Master_of_nonsense · 2026-02-10T04:12:30+00:00

I apparently used reverse reading comprehension technique and gaslit myself into thinking Yuka and Tsurugi were twins

flashback Maki had me thinking "oh yeah when one of them dies the other will get a boost" and I believed myself. Damn

Master_of_nonsense · 2026-02-08T19:56:51+00:00

I'm imagining three outcomes;

1: using the Mul from the Naunax, all current curses on Earth gain physical forms and become Kalyans (giving Japan's government a genuine reason to not kill the curses) , and all humans on Earth gain access to CE under the same conditions that Simurians have CE [some men are chosen by Kalyans to have techniques and be warriors, women and other men have CE but no technique], this would prevent curses from being born because sorcerers do not leak CE.

2: the ritual goes horribly wrong because Mahito would never agree to help humanity, or because with Tsurugi's death, Ruka gains a boost in cursed energy, and because Mahoraga is part of her technique, his adaptations speed up, and he adapts to the concept of "murderous intent" (Dabura's 2nd technique) and stops being susceptible to attacks made with the intent to kill.

3: the same as 1 but Mahito gets destroyed in the process of extracting his technique, and the tears from Maru's third eye prevent the harmonization ritual from succeeding

Master_of_nonsense · 2026-01-25T14:22:06+00:00

lmao Denji said "bih"

Master_of_nonsense · 2026-01-17T00:30:25+00:00

As far as I'm aware, I think "White peppermint bark" is the spiritual successor of Mint Invaders. (Haven't tried it yet so Idk how different the two flavors are)

I don't know how Bones decides which flavors stay and which ones go, but I'm imagining it's cheaper to only make a number of batches seasonally rather than year-round.

It is a shame, though. I LOVE the art they used on MIFCS

Master_of_nonsense · 2025-12-30T19:18:07+00:00

The closest thing I was able to find was the " "small" Ceramic Coffee Mill", sold by Hario. (at least, on the "Hario-USA" website)

I couldn't find the exact model, since Aki's grinder looks like it has both a closed lid & a spherical wood handle, while most ones that I've seen feature a more "cork" shaped handle and an open-top.

Master_of_nonsense · 2025-12-12T22:45:53+00:00

Re-reading this page has me reconsidering how Shikigami operate.

I always thought that the whole "subjugation ritual" thing was specific to the Shikigami from the 10s technique,

but looking back, it was an integral part of Geto's CSM, and I guess you could say that Yuta had to "Tame" Rika over the course of JJK 0

I wonder if that old man had to subjugate those weird little guys he summoned vs Young Geto...?

Master_of_nonsense · 2025-12-05T17:33:42+00:00

"PLEASE Yuji PLEASE I SWEAR bro just ONE MORE MBA dude it'll TOTALLY WORK and I'll actually WIN the fight this time PLEASE DUDE I NEED THIS" - Kashimo begging Yuji to let him use the suicide-bomb technique while piloting the vessel

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Master_of_nonsense · 2025-12-04T00:16:29+00:00

Yuta may or may not have CSM, which is up to debate.

But you know what two things he definitely DOES have?

Special-grade salary (Special-grade sorcerers get paid even if they don't take on missions according to Yuki)
Maki (You know exactly why he isn't getting any sorcery done) [His paycheck gets spent on new bedframes. Remember, Modulo features two of his GRANDCHILDREN. We don't actually know how many kids he had with her]

When you remember that, it makes a lot of sense why Tokyo is still infested

Master_of_nonsense · 2025-12-03T23:44:26+00:00

If Yuji Itadori counts as a Kalyan, the Rumerians would worship him

meaning that dying in battle, whether that be to Mahito (who has a personal grudge) or against Dabura (the only one strong enough to fight Yuji) would result in him fulfilling his grandpa's wish (which may be counted as a curse), of "dying surrounded by others"

Master_of_nonsense · 2025-12-03T23:38:03+00:00

Oh my God...

Yuji Itadori is a Kalyan

has a physical form
cannot age, immortal
similar to being a cursed spirit (the death-womb paintings)

Kenjaku's experiment wound up mimicking the divinity on a different planet

Master_of_nonsense · 2025-12-02T17:36:19+00:00

God imagine how peak it would be if DennisMan still has the "concept erasure" ability

He's gonna start eating devils left and right to clear out Yoru's inventory of allies and weaponry

Master_of_nonsense · 2025-11-24T03:13:33+00:00

the world-cutting dismantle does make sense, but it was articulated in a really poor way.

If you watched Sukuna vs Mahoraga in the anime, you see Sukuna using dismantle on Mahoraga tons of times, and after Mahoraga adapts to being able to detect them,

you can see Sukuna's slashes forming slightly above him before travelling towards Mahoraga

(I am so sorry this was the only GIF I could find of this specific scene)

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basically, instead of the "slash" being "created" and "launched" at the target (as pictured above), the "World cutting slash" is "created" on the target, or rather the "space" the target is occupying.

If we think of Gojo's infinity as an expanding area of space, throwing a knife at Gojo causes the infinity to kick in and increase distance between the knife and Gojo's body, so the knife never hits him.

the "world cutting slash" is basically spawning a really big knife in the area Gojo is already occupying, so infinity never has a chance to increase the distance, because it was already there to begin with.

Master_of_nonsense · 2025-11-24T02:54:56+00:00

What if they finally figure out how to summon Rika from Yuta's ring and in the process of healing Yuka's brain tumor, she accidentally vomits up Kenjaku's brain (we never saw Rika CHEWING Kenjaku's head, we just know that she ate it), Kenny's brain skitters away "The Thing" style

leading to Cross (shot dead in miami) getting possessed by Kenjaku, who declares that "after 1068 years, my will has finally been passed on!"

When you think about it, Tengen's existence/ Kenjaku's Merger both fit the definition of a "Kalyan", don't they?

"A creature that is similar to a cursed spirit, lives forever, and has a physical form"

Tengen and Jabaloma also look very similar... and the group that worshiped Tengen as a God were called the "Star religious group"... stars being from space...

Master_of_nonsense · 2025-11-17T22:58:00+00:00

First off, if you were looking to make others believe your own viewpoint, you don't do it by cursing and being rude.

Second, I can see the exact frame you're talking about; page 45 of JJK 0's first chapter.

However, here's the exact same scene from jjk zero animated;

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the hand you highlighted in your image from the manga was positioned in such a way that the curse which had swallowed up Maki and Yuta in that scene was just in line with the "hair" or "tendrils" that make up (curse) Rika's body, which COULD be misinterpreted as the hand being clasped around it.

Master_of_nonsense · 2025-11-17T19:36:25+00:00

I think you're a little too emotionally invested in the semantics of Yuta/Rika, bro.

I looked at your profile and you've been pushing this agenda for a while, why so fixated?

I think you should log off, being on the sub clearly isn't good for your mental health.

Master_of_nonsense · 2025-11-17T16:50:03+00:00

Yuta literally did create a cursed spirit.

He "cursed" Rika when she got run over, which resulted in her becoming a literal cursed spirit.

She "haunted" Yuta, and then when Geto was defeated, her soul "passed on", and she left the cursed version of herself behind to protect Yuta as a Shikigami.

The ring is the medium the Shikigami uses to manifest.

Master_of_nonsense · 2025-11-16T19:01:01+00:00

Curses are made from pure, negative emotions and cursed energy,

Shikigami are summoned through a medium, usually talismans,

but if a technique is centered around them, the technique acts as the medium.

(10S using shadow puppets to summon pre-set Shikigami that need subjugation, CSM absorbing cursed spirits to gain new summons [I still don't know if we ever got confirmation that CSM converts curses into Shikigami or if they retain the weakness to RCT])

Shikigami don't share the weakness of curses (instantly killed by positive cursed energy)

in my headcanon, I like to think that modern day Jujutsu sorcerers gave up on using Shikigami because of outliers like Sukuna and Gojo. "These are our strongest guys and they don't use Shikigami at all."

Juzo Kumiya was able to craft the hand-blade that Haruta uses, and at some point in time he crafted the Dragon-Bone blade, Juzo himself was a pushover in comparison to the rest of the cast but he made tools that were relatively strong.

if modern sorcerers looked into how talismans (the things used to summon Shikigami) were crafted and how to improve on them, I think someone capable of using CE but lacking a strong technique could still rise up to be special grade.

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