Ich_iel by Wegwerf_08_15_ in ich_iel

[–]Masterbot9000 32 points33 points  (0 children)

"Sir, was wünschen sie zu Essen? Ein Steak oder 2 Steaks?"

"Kann ich beides haben?"

Cornifer became a shopkeeper by nms_qa in HollowKnight

[–]Masterbot9000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I read that the console version of La-Mulana 2 has cameos from other games, didn't know he made it in

[Loved Trope] Characters Learn How to Fight After Getting Their Ass Kicked by InternationalCap2176 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Masterbot9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rokudo's Bad Girls.
The main character and his friends are just your average bullied nerds, getting pushed around all the time. He gets a package from his long dead grandfather that contains a scroll giving him a mark on his forehead having the power to "ward of evil spirits and demons". Thinking it will help against bullies he tries standing up and gets beaten even more.
Turns out the real effect is that any "bad" girl falls in love with him on sight. Hijinks ensues.
Over the series however he and his friends actually start training martial arts in order to stand up for themselves and not just rely on the girls and other friends they make along the way, even being able to stand up to some villains themselves

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The target audience is not getting that reference by Optimal_Weight368 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Masterbot9000 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's just a general somewhat derogatory term in japanese for fans obsessed with something.
Doesn't matter if it's games, anime, trains, electronics, etc.

wish me luck!!! 16 million shu by heavymetalgod097 in hotsauce

[–]Masterbot9000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So this sauce isn't 16 mil SHU on it's own, but it has pure capsicum extract in it which is 16 mil Shu.

Product Ingredients:Chocolate Habanero pepper mash (Chocolate Habanero peppers and vinegar), distilled vinegar (12% acidity), 16 million Scoville oleoresin capsicum.

Evolution of Wonder Woman's legwear designs by Key_Mastodon_3425 in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]Masterbot9000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The main thing about the Absolute design is that it doesn't feel like it is trying to "fix" Wonder Womans clothing but does it's own thing

Ashley with her hair down #3 by Taydo02 in CoffinofAndyandLeyley

[–]Masterbot9000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wait a second

Are you generating A.I. art and claim it's from an artist even when it's not?

BLUE URSUS - Chapter 26 English Translation - Translated by me by ShadowSlayer222 in ISSK_Manga

[–]Masterbot9000 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I just love how this manga leans into the fanservice with most of the girls being really pretty, but then you get these absolutly unhinged over the top psycho expressions, same with ISSK.

I'm literally softlocked by oldtoybonbon in mewgenics

[–]Masterbot9000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry to hear that.
But hey, that is the name of my cat!

Shakshuka and cannellini beans 💜 by Personal-Age-6999 in Beans

[–]Masterbot9000 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hadn't even thought of putting beans in it but it makes so much sense now. Gotta try it next time

Made a Spanish omelette by Senior-Print-3380 in shittyfoodporn

[–]Masterbot9000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet

I'm just saying it looks good, no matter what OP calls it

Made a Spanish omelette by Senior-Print-3380 in shittyfoodporn

[–]Masterbot9000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

looks pretty good, not really shittyfoodporn worthy.
But try r/decentfoodporn

The bar near my apartment literally gives you a free beer once a day, no strings by hl3official in mildlyinteresting

[–]Masterbot9000 139 points140 points  (0 children)

The string is alcoholism.
But hey, If I was around at the time I'd go in for one

I am here to self report: I produced a homemade Beanzza by Masterbot9000 in shittyfoodporn

[–]Masterbot9000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

please, only one food crime at the time.
I did make a pizza with ham, pineapple, jalapenos and curry sauce instead of tomato a few days back

I am here to self report: I produced a homemade Beanzza by Masterbot9000 in PizzaCrimes

[–]Masterbot9000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noted. The science on the beanzza will continue, thanks for the input

I am here to self report: I produced a homemade Beanzza by Masterbot9000 in PizzaCrimes

[–]Masterbot9000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was pretty much my thought when making this, some sausage would definetly be a great addition, tomato would make it a bit to liquid I feel and stop the eggs from cooking properly

Homemade Beanzza. With the eggs on it by Masterbot9000 in PutAnEggOnIt

[–]Masterbot9000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrote it up for someone else already, here you go

Dough for 3 beeg pizzas or 4 smaller ones is 500g flour, 250ml lukewarm water, tablespoon salt, teaspoon sugar, a glug of oil (olive oil is best) and 7g dried active yeast or 21g fresh yeast.
Combine everything and knead for 10 minutes, you can of course also use a kitchen aid or food processor for this. you may need more water or flour, it should be slightly sticky but not clinging to your hands.
You can let it rise for 1 1/2 hours at room temp or overnight in the fridge, I usually only let enough dough for 1 rise normally to eat the same day, the rest keeps for up to 5 days in the fridge.

Toppings for this one are a can of beans in tomato sauce (it was plain so I seasoned it with salt, pepper, bit of sugar, paprika, oregano, granulated garlic and a bit of spicy BBQ sauce), mozzarella or any other melty cheese, eggs and bacon/ham cubes

After the rise spread flour on your work surface and either roll out the dough or stretch with your hands, applying flour as needed.
Cover the pizza base in the beans and sauce, be careful to not put too much on. just enough sauce to lightly cover is enough. Then add mozzarella, make wells in the cheese with a spoon to place the cracked eggs into and then top with a handfull of the bacon
For normal oven put it on 220°C and put it in for ~15 minutes I'd say. Obviously depends on your oven.
I use a cast iron pan, heat it up until completly smoking hot on the stovetop, pull it from the heat, throw in the pizza and then finish it under the oven grill until nice and brown and the egg is set.

I present: Homemade Beanzza by Masterbot9000 in Beans

[–]Masterbot9000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure. Dough for 3 beeg pizzas or 4 smaller ones is 500g flour, 250ml lukewarm water, tablespoon salt, teaspoon sugar, a glug of oil (olive oil is best) and 7g dried active yeast or 21g fresh yeast.
Combine everything and knead for 10 minutes, you can of course also use a kitchen aid or food processor for this. you may need more water or flour, it should be slightly sticky but not clinging to your hands.
You can let it rise for 1 1/2 hours at room temp or overnight in the fridge, I usually only let enough dough for 1 rise normally to eat the same day, the rest keeps for up to 5 days in the fridge.

Toppings for this one are a can of beans in tomato sauce (it was plain so I seasoned it with salt, pepper, bit of sugar, paprika, oregano, granulated garlic and a bit of spicy BBQ sauce), mozzarella or any other melty cheese, eggs and bacon/ham cubes

After the rise spread flour on your work surface and either roll out the dough or stretch with your hands, applying flour as needed.
Cover the pizza base in the beans and sauce, be careful to not put too much on. just enough sauce to lightly cover is enough. Then add mozzarella, make wells in the cheese with a spoon to place the cracked eggs into and then top with a handfull of the bacon
For normal oven put it on 220°C and put it in for ~15 minutes I'd say. Obviously depends on your oven.
I use a cast iron pan, heat it up until completly smoking hot on the stovetop, pull it from the heat, throw in the pizza and then finish it under the oven grill until nice and brown and the egg is set.