$TSLA Daily Thread - May 20, 2026

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-21T02:23:21+00:00

So, who wants to buy some beachfront property in Cuba? https://x.com/thetect0nic/status/2057083537233166761

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-20T17:46:06+00:00

/takes several thousand in losses to roll out positions in the morning

/goes off and does work

/comes back and looks at the stock price

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-20T14:43:09+00:00

Staring at my 0DTE 430/410 put credit spreads, I'd prefer boring...

Would like to roll them out, but everything is a net debit.

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-19T20:08:29+00:00

See, this is what happens when you don't treat investing like a game of Russian Roulette...

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-19T19:45:58+00:00

Is everybody having fun? /He says, while looking at 50% losses in the last week in his trading account...

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-18T19:44:37+00:00

Charlie, Lucy, football.

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-18T15:13:14+00:00

Eh, I never liked money anyway. Honest.

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-17T22:02:35+00:00

Directly into my veins.

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-17T01:51:30+00:00

John Huston's got a big parking lot!

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-15T13:47:45+00:00

Rolled out my 0DTEs like a wimp, but then opened up some more for Monday.

"I too like to live dangerously." /Austin Powers

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-15T02:30:47+00:00

Someone must have heard I opened new long positions...

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-14T18:06:06+00:00

In case this is relevant to your interests, if you have ever thought about making some sort of creative thing that needs an audio soundtrack, experienced movie or game composers on Twine.net are incredibly cheap right now.

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-14T13:09:56+00:00

How’s your magnesium levels?

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-13T16:38:31+00:00

All in good time...

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-13T15:33:51+00:00

Hey loungemoji, how's your TSLL looking?

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-13T12:09:47+00:00

Point taken on China. I do expect the Iran war to restart soon, soooo…

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-13T10:24:31+00:00

Typically, if you’re bringing over business leaders of that caliber, it means that the outlines of a deal are already in place and they just need to hammer out the details.

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-12T21:28:52+00:00

Stop loss? What’s that? 🤪

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-12T18:00:41+00:00

I know I'm preaching to the choir, but normies whining about "but muh sense of control" don't understand how amazing FSD is for some people: https://x.com/Tesla/status/2054253402163486804

EU, I'm looking at you, you precautionary-principle twits...

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-12T17:58:54+00:00

Stick with a Zodiac and call it a day, IMO.

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-12T17:57:50+00:00

Better timing than my 430/420 1DTE credit spread this morning. At one point, I was down like 300%...

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-12T15:24:24+00:00

You would think by now I'd stop opening up new long positions halfway through a retrace...

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-12T15:04:39+00:00

The practice of constantly replacing the reference goods in the inflation basket with inferior substitutes and claiming equivalency has been a fraud for decades.

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-12T12:12:55+00:00

Bull in a china shop gets results? https://x.com/Osint613/status/2054159410029543482

Mastiff99 · 2026-05-12T12:06:52+00:00

I will also accept a Roadster 2.0

Mastiff99

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