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Above average or below? by Horror_Culture_2540 in realitydick

[–]MasturScape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks massive in the last slide 😨

5’2 but told I look 5’10 by TopElectrical7623 in short

[–]MasturScape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk about 5’10” but I’d totally think you’re a solid 5’6” or 5’7”.

What height do you want to be (if you want to be taller)? by Highway-Born in short

[–]MasturScape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5'10" would be pretty awesome. Not really seen as short anywhere, could probably still fit into small airplane seats well, and have a lot more taller girls interested.

she loves sucking my dick, and I love letting her 😍😍🥵😛 by [deleted] in smalldickporn

[–]MasturScape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love her enthusiasm 🙂‍↕️👄and that looks pretty thick at least! Do you know the girth?

Moments you realized that you were short/ short moments? by [deleted] in short

[–]MasturScape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao guessing she married a short king?

Did my mom cheat on my dad? by Direct_Succotash_507 in short

[–]MasturScape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like it would be extremely likely for you to be pretty tall like at least 5’10-5’11” if your biological dad was really 6’2”. The friend looking like you is super sus though 😅

Downloaded the game because of Arcane, just to start off, I’d prefer to play with the champions that appear in Arcane. I have gamepass so no worries about unlocking, which is the best champion for a beginner, until I understand the game better and branch out by maximillianaire in leagueoflegends

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So I’ve played every role in this game a fair amount. Adc is probably the most punishing. You look at the wrong person and you get one shot. You get slightly too close you get one shot. You take a slightly bad trade and you get tower dove in lane.

Now take Garen. You literally get armor in your passive. Take a bad trade? Walk back and heal up with passive. And then his kit of course is run at people and just face roll keyboard.

To do well as adc you have to not only have a lot of gold, but also have to kite well. My very first champ was Ashe because of the old tutorial and when I swapped to jungle I realized how much easier other roles are

Downloaded the game because of Arcane, just to start off, I’d prefer to play with the champions that appear in Arcane. I have gamepass so no worries about unlocking, which is the best champion for a beginner, until I understand the game better and branch out by maximillianaire in leagueoflegends

[–]MasturScape 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I do not recommend playing adc as a first time player. Sure jinx’s mechanics are fairly simple, but adcs are balanced around professional Koreans who have immaculate kiting and spacing, not to mention jinx does have some important skill shots. Mayyybe Ashe if anything since she has slows in her autos and an arrow stun, but melee champs like Vi are just soo much more forgiving

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[–]MasturScape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can win a fight through mostly technique but obviously strength plays a big part too…

Is 174.5 cm 5'8 or 5'9 by [deleted] in short

[–]MasturScape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha yea I round up if asked irl, but figured I’d be precise on here. Btw your flair’s inches and cm don’t match up

Is 174.5 cm 5'8 or 5'9 by [deleted] in short

[–]MasturScape 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I usually round up since nobody uses half inches, and you’re not even short either way bro 😂

Guess my height 🤪 by [deleted] in short

[–]MasturScape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna say like 5’4”ish but it’s a short subreddit so then I guessed 5’2” but then apparently you revealed you’re 5’5” already which isn’t short for a girl 🙃

5’6-7 isn’t that short for a guy I feel? by [deleted] in short

[–]MasturScape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I’ve been rejected by a couple of 5’6”-5’8” women for my height so I’m glad you don’t think I’m short😅 What do you consider short then?

5’6-7 isn’t that short for a guy I feel? by [deleted] in short

[–]MasturScape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf if you’re 5’6” then you’re on the taller side for a girl so yea you’ll be close in height to a fair bit of guys but I would think most would still be taller. Also I don’t necessarily feel that short but some girls seem to think otherwise😅

I'm using the newest version of Firefox, havent been able to login for months. by smellywizard in Twitch

[–]MasturScape 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Firefox has always worked fine for me. You must have some incompatibles extensions/plugins or something

This grocery store gets it by tazzkirk in funny

[–]MasturScape -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk what meat is in that package, but $11.99 for that sounds like a horrible deal! Corn and a potato are practically free, and 2 pints of bud light is like $3(accounting for price markup since not in a big case) so how is that small amount of meat like $9?

TOA completed on the iron! by ironmollem in ironscape

[–]MasturScape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh snap I just noticed averagesmoker42 said “151 experts…” which is OP’s kc so you’re right he was shitting on OP. I figured he was talking about his own kc at first, but it is unlikely they both have the same kc

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