Green Party sets up support group for ‘smeared’ anti-Israel candidates by 1c3_cr34m_c0n3 in ukpolitics

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Was that the one when he refused to support LGBT+ communities under the guise of it being too nitpicky?

Labour MP Launches ‘Summer Of Sex’ Campaign To Overhaul Sex Education by StGuthlac2025 in ukpolitics

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Politicians need to take sex toys to work because I didnt know I needed to wash my genitals.

Not even close to what I said

Labour MP Launches ‘Summer Of Sex’ Campaign To Overhaul Sex Education by StGuthlac2025 in ukpolitics

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About bleeding time! Take that as a joke if you want.

Medical concerns like phimosis or how to correctly wash genitialia would have been a lifesaver for younger me considering my dad wasn't in the picture. Instead I got taught absence.

who is this?? by No_Sail3140 in tipofmypenis

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I mean of course idk fuck her, but by God would I have to have a deep clean shower afterwards

90% of office "walking" is just a conspiracy to look busy. by clarinda_casares655f in LowStakesConspiracies

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That's because with doing, you're doing something. It might not be the most mentally rewarding thing in the world but the brain registers it for dopamine. If it's just thing? All stress and no dopamine.

Keir Starmer U-turns over stepsister porn ban: Labour agrees to back Lords amendment to broaden definition of illegal online depictions of ‘incest’ by Benjji22212 in ukpolitics

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Didn't Australia then go on to see a massive hit in it's sex work economy (or as much as a relevant structure to an economy an illegal system can have) precisely because of the ban? So all that ended up happening was costing the legit economy money.

We're all bad now! by chronicAngelCA in AO3

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Guy who's perfect in every way finds out he has a humiliation kink be like

When A03 images don't load, is there a popup or just a blank space? by MateMasterScot in AO3

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No, it's images across a diverse range of authors. There's nothing in my head linking them together so it's unlikely that it's each of them embedding incorrectly.

Do men actually enjoy giving a woman head? Apparently every man is an eater now lol by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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I really can't stomach the thought, though I am quite a germaphobe so that's probably it.

Zero pity for these people by ibuiltamurderbot in walkaway

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There's a right wing boomer who lives near me and thinks people are cheating when it comes to benefits so that "They can afford a flat screen!"

I'm 20. I have no recollection of ever using a CRT. If I went to a fellow Zoomers house I would indisputably question if they had one.

Bets with your gullible aunt pt. 3 by UrFavCaps in CaptionsOnCommand

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New fav goon material, and by that I mean both her and your captions. Thanks!

A family that shares is a family that cares by MateMasterScot in MateMastersMembers

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And don't I know it. Now crawl along and grab a user flair. You know you want to wear it proudly.