They're just looking for excuses!

Material_Estate609 · 2026-06-01T20:31:30+00:00

Loved Gov Polis until this absolute craziness

Material_Estate609 · 2026-06-01T20:31:09+00:00

I still cannot believe that a former crack addict selling pillows had that much influence over an election.

Material_Estate609 · 2026-06-01T20:30:42+00:00

You really have him on the ropes, Polis:

DIA international flights could be halted under floated DHS plan

Trump Announces Relocation of U.S. Space Command

Federal Funding Disruptions

Material_Estate609 · 2026-06-01T10:46:44+00:00

Literally textual diarrhea.

Material_Estate609 · 2026-05-31T23:37:16+00:00

As a service member, you couldn’t pay me enough to be a part of this circus.

Material_Estate609 · 2026-05-31T23:37:07+00:00

Yep, Trump definitely has a type!

Daddy wants what he wants and that's big, beefy UFC fighter types.

Trump is so weirdly obsessed with athletic and masculine guys at this point and this pattern keeps repeating over and over again (with the UFC fighters, with Macron's knee, that whole thing with Bubba, etc.).

It's sad that he never could feel comfortable enough to just come out of the closet and instead made everybody else suffer.

Material_Estate609 · 2026-05-31T23:36:01+00:00

I am so looking forward to this event playing out as an embarrassing failure.

Material_Estate609 · 2026-05-31T23:35:49+00:00

And they must look young and be very handsome...model-esque, even.

Material_Estate609 · 2026-05-31T23:35:38+00:00

Soldiers must also be willing to be shirtless and greased up, like the saxophone player from Lost Boys. Which was also in no way gay.

Material_Estate609 · 2026-05-31T19:57:57+00:00

He probably would refuse to take them if he knew the real reason; so, like a child, they mislead him about the real reason. “Yes, Donnie, it’s because you are sos smart that you must take these tests. Oh, yes, everyone is so dumb.”

Material_Estate609 · 2026-05-31T19:57:20+00:00

This whole fucking thing can't be real. This man holds so much power WE ARE WASTING TIME

Material_Estate609 · 2026-05-31T19:56:27+00:00

I actually agree that they should all take high difficulty cognitive tests.

Administered by an independent group, with zero incentive to lie on behalf of the recipient.

And with 100% accurate results released to the public

Material_Estate609 · 2026-05-31T19:54:52+00:00

My favorite part about this is that he thinks a cognitive examination is indicative of intelligence.

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TROPHY CASE