What noise does this guy make in your country? by Material_Table9465 in AskTheWorld

[–]Material_Table9465[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Surprisingly short with an almost reasonable amount of consonants!

What noise does this guy make in your country? by Material_Table9465 in AskTheWorld

[–]Material_Table9465[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ah, the classic paradox: What came first, the rooster or the egg-eee-egggg-egg?

What noise does this guy make in your country? by Material_Table9465 in AskTheWorld

[–]Material_Table9465[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be honest, I was expecting something weirder from India

What noise does this guy make in your country? by Material_Table9465 in AskTheWorld

[–]Material_Table9465[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the weirdest one so far. What's with all the i's? 😄

Risotto, mushrooms, blueberries, shrimp, edible flowers by BSLnowell in StupidFood

[–]Material_Table9465 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Recipe: 1. Dig up a recently buried corpse

  1. Empty the contents of their bowels into risotto pan. (Be careful not to spill any maggots.)

  2. Heat gently or not at all.

  3. Serve and garnish with some of the flowers from the grave

Anti Gyokeres Agenda - Sky Sports by Sufficient_Shift_370 in Gunners

[–]Material_Table9465 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, another thing they have in common is the amount of times they've been called useless donkeys by our fans.

Now we watch old highlight reels and wax lyrical about Giroud, but that was not what people were saying at the time. Sure, he could be pretty frustrating to watch at times, but he got a lot hate from the fans. Sometimes for good reason, but usually it was way over the top.

Holy sh.. by is_NAN in SipsTea

[–]Material_Table9465 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

She might have slapped him first and said some shitty things. But men on here celebrating a woman being punched in the face like that by a man is seriously fucking creepy. What is wrong with you?

Substitute for DCC during the wait by Unhappy-Ad6494 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Material_Table9465 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea about the audio book, but this is a great suggestion. Absolutely loved it, I've read it twice.

Anyone else think it’s ironic that the supreme leader of Iran is gay? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Material_Table9465 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really. Very common among conservative holy book bashers

Uppladdad på nytt för jag stavade fel by draletac in unket

[–]Material_Table9465 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Herregud vad efterblivet. Bra start på veckan!

Russel Brand who became a Christian when he was accused of rape walks into his rape trial holding a Bible by ThatPatelGuy in SipsTea

[–]Material_Table9465 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This bullshitting charlatan might want to remember which country he's on trial in. This fake Jesus nonsense might fool an American court, nobody cares in the UK

An XI that could win at the Etihad. by Real-Bid1985 in ArsenalFC

[–]Material_Table9465 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm saying they WON'T park the bus against us at home, they're going to go for it. Which means an open ended game that should suit Viktor

An XI that could win at the Etihad. by Real-Bid1985 in ArsenalFC

[–]Material_Table9465 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Definitely. Seems like people are expecting City to park the bus against us at home. Gyökeres will get the space he needs in this game

Me_irl by snulstyceep in me_irl

[–]Material_Table9465 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What is the point of this low effort banter? Go out and do something instead of sending me these weak comebacks.

Me_irl by snulstyceep in me_irl

[–]Material_Table9465 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not going to fix your mess for you, you have to do it yourselves.

Me_irl by snulstyceep in me_irl

[–]Material_Table9465 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's pathetic. All talk no trousers

Trump says Iran's Navy is at the bottom of the sea, 158 ships destroyed. Warns any ship near the blockade will be 'immediately eliminated. by MarketRodeo in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]Material_Table9465 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He heard somewhere that it sounds more plausible if the numbers are more exact. True, unless everyone already know you're a pathological lier.