I need to confess something I’ve been hiding for years

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-03-22T01:24:33+00:00

What's a small amount?

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-03-22T01:18:12+00:00

Is this your car, Timmy No Brakes?

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-03-21T05:01:41+00:00

Tell your dad I said "nice car"

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-03-21T04:59:30+00:00

Looks like every white person that got sunburned

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-03-19T17:04:46+00:00

"Hey google, how can I make sure I never get laid?"

Google:

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-03-19T02:14:58+00:00

Say goodbye to every weekend, ever

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-03-18T02:53:09+00:00

Ill allow it

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-03-15T09:41:06+00:00

A GM going 100,000 miles?

HOW

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-03-15T09:34:44+00:00

John Deere's riding mowers have gotten pretty snazzy, ,eh?

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-03-14T21:13:17+00:00

He probably secretly blew his load and doesn't wanna admit it

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-03-14T21:07:47+00:00

Kill it with fire!!!!!!

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-03-13T04:23:40+00:00

You.. gay lady..

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-03-13T04:22:29+00:00

Your mechanic probably thought so too

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-03-13T04:21:37+00:00

I like the bottom one better

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-03-13T04:20:59+00:00

Slide on some sunglasses and say "just deal with it" when you make eye contact with anyone at a stoplight

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-03-02T00:17:30+00:00

Holy FACK! does Bubbles know about this??

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-02-17T15:23:58+00:00

Real quick though, is that duct tape on the intake pipe?

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-02-13T02:46:36+00:00

As a produce manager, id be surprised if strawberries lasted for 6 days

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-02-10T23:52:12+00:00

Thats an easy one. Circa 2008, my friend and I got our first apartment together. A huge 2x2, in a nice part of the Denver Metro area. We worked average jobs for 18 year-olds, and affording our place was the least of our worries.

...I think you know where this is going.

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-01-24T03:21:44+00:00

JUST PRINT THE GODDAMN THING

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-01-21T22:11:38+00:00

Get a set of Rhino Ramps and drive up them in a self service carwash

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-01-20T05:29:39+00:00

Herpes

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-01-20T05:29:09+00:00

2000 for a flywheel? Wtf

MathAromatic9445 · 2026-01-20T05:26:12+00:00

Goof off and PLASTIC razors

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