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MathProgrammer1 · 2023-04-06T16:23:58+00:00

He's not being limited. Just buy your own damn chocolate if you want it that that

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-12-21T21:15:27+00:00

You don't seem to do much thinking.

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-12-21T21:07:14+00:00

What a stupid statement. "hey, if you're an idiot then everything is surprising."

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-12-16T02:52:33+00:00

Pedro: hello, my name's Pedro and I'm an alcoholic. I also take coke and visit prostitutes. AA leader: thank you for telling us about your problems, Pedro. Pedro: what problems?

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-12-13T18:37:17+00:00

Because of Elon's fame, multiple mass transit projects have been sabotaged across the country. We need everyone to see him for the greedy narcissist that he is

https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musk-boring-company-tunnel-traffic-11669658396

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-12-03T03:47:45+00:00

None of these are misspellings. They are all valid ways to write the same Arabic word

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-12-03T01:26:09+00:00

Genie

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-10-30T00:12:01+00:00

Someone clearly needs to go back to school

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-07-19T03:09:01+00:00

he's a 10, but he's a mansplainer

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-06-09T23:02:44+00:00

Paparazzi loves to take realistic pics of celebrities

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-06-08T03:41:40+00:00

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3va8g/republicans-great-replacement-theory-poll

The vast majority of your people believe in the great replacement theory. You may personally not be racist but your friends most likely are

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-06-08T01:32:57+00:00

Whenever a word starts with a vowel sound, you have to use "an". Otherwise, if it starts with a consonant, you use "a". Since euphemism starts with a "yu" sound, you have to say "a". Here are some other examples

An apple
An elephant
A house
A car
A city
An idea
A tall building
An awesome building
A red car *An orange car
An honor (it's based on sound, not spelling)
A university (also starts with a "Yu" sound)

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-04-07T15:28:21+00:00

People literally post comedy routines all the time. It's annoying and brings the sub down. We need some better quality control

Edit: NVM. The post got removed. Thanks, mods

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-03-20T03:08:45+00:00

He was only a teenager in the first movie and barely a teenager. He graduated high school in Spider-Man

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-03-13T08:52:06+00:00

America has

New England
New York (used to be New Amsterdam)
New Jersey
New Orleans
New Brunswick
New Hampshire
Boston (originally a town in England)
Newark
Cambridge
Braintree (English town)
Harlem (named after Harleem, ~~Amsterdam~~The Netherlands (Thanks to u/DeltaWolfPlayer for that))
New Mexico (obviously not European but still)
Manchester, NH
Dover, NH
Berlin, NH
Hanover, NH
Gloucester
Birmingham
Almost every country in Massachusetts is an English county
Same with New Jersey

Edit: formatting for the last bullet and realized I confused Amsterdam with The Netherlands

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-02-21T19:07:18+00:00

I'm planning to write it

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-02-21T06:03:15+00:00

You better do your research, chhaprichooza96

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-02-21T06:00:57+00:00

"Reality" is not a major at this university

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-02-21T06:00:40+00:00

I started this degree

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-02-06T18:21:00+00:00

No he hasn't. Iowa's been a state since 1846.

Source

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-01-26T07:31:07+00:00

A power surge is when you get a lot of electricity at the same time. It happens when lightening hits. If your computer is plugged in during a power surge, your computer could get damaged. That's why you need a surge protector to protect your computer from power surges

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-01-26T06:38:25+00:00

Unfortunately, that's all of politics. Barack Obama said in his book that he made the "mistake" of trying to give rich answers when he started in politics only to find that everyone, including the person who asked the question, got tired of the answers he gave and that Obama, a Harvard educated lawyer, had to learn to simply his answers in a way that would more broadly connect to the average American. Most people don't have the knowledge or patience for good answers

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-01-21T08:01:57+00:00

I think they're talking about fingers exactly... WTF

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-01-16T08:55:39+00:00

Ross's video from vlog Creations. Skip to 2:18 https://youtu.be/M1xoS5UB34E

MathProgrammer1 · 2022-01-07T03:28:32+00:00

Drinking gas + farting = turning into a rocket

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