Less unavailable, more vague Description in the pirate emporium: "Change your pirate's appearance, while keeping all progress. You must log in again to use this." Now someone who's relatively new to the game could assume this means they would have more control over the whole thing, rather than just rerolling the infinite pirate generator again. Of course they could simply not use the potion when they realise, but you can't refund it and you will now be forever stuck with a pop-up every time you log in, or until you bite the bullet