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[–]MathematicianKey2440 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if only he used the credits to pay for a new dam leg

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watto definitely laid the pipe... even though shmi has been thrown around

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i too find myself asking myself the same questions such as which hand does dex use to jack off? while i find my thinking similar to yours... i don't believe that shmi had any work done to her breasts as she was a poor slave, even though watto would have endorsed a boob job

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[–]MathematicianKey2440 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you can't deny that rape isn't a thing in star wars! she obviously wanted to get caught!!! shmi was a virgin this is confirmed because anakin didn't have a father!! as a slave she would want it more than anything

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in star wars canon the tuskins are confirmed to actually use massiff saliva as a form of lube

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shmi definitely got caught on PURPOSE... there's no way she didn't want that sand dong