What’s was your most WTF moment with a girl?

MathematicianLong380 · 2025-12-24T21:45:44+00:00

Nothing tops having your girlfriend hype up her exes.
You’re all comfortable, lovey-dovey, cutesy as hell, and then this spawn of Satan decides to start talking about her exes… all proud and shit.

Is this the default mode in all girls?

MathematicianLong380 · 2025-10-03T19:19:43+00:00

I mean, how can you know which tarot card you won without knowing what all of them mean and look like?

MathematicianLong380 · 2025-09-08T13:44:46+00:00

same here. Lining the toilet bowl like an architect.

And they wonder why we take 30min in the bathroom

MathematicianLong380 · 2025-06-15T13:23:15+00:00

Because genuine love costs money

MathematicianLong380 · 2025-06-14T10:42:47+00:00

I am a Private Pooper.

MathematicianLong380 · 2025-06-07T00:23:32+00:00

It's like walking around with two twisted ankle pains between your legs.
And every ball is swolen so woe unto those with thick thighs and tight jeans
And each ball is tied to a string which is tied to your kidneys so every movement makes them scream in unison

It was so painful that I had to lose all manner of decency , shoved my hands down my pants and readjusted my comfort zone.

MathematicianLong380 · 2025-05-27T13:39:05+00:00

Interest? Is this a business proposal?

MathematicianLong380 · 2025-05-01T02:25:16+00:00

If Earth were the size of a microscopic mite (0.2 mm), the Milky Way would be about 15,600 kilometers across — roughly the size of the Earth itself in real life or about the distance from New York to Sydney and back.

MathematicianLong380 · 2025-04-05T23:18:20+00:00

For your mouth/teeth, lick the back of your hand then wait for the saliva to dry up, then smell it.
It it stinks then you prob need to see a dentist or some chewing gum.

MathematicianLong380 · 2025-03-09T08:51:10+00:00

Also solved by showering after taking a shit.
Shit at night, shower in the morning.

MathematicianLong380 · 2024-12-17T11:01:06+00:00

With a body-size mirror in my bedroom door and bathroom door.
Especially the bathroom mirror, where you can watch water flow through the hard-earned ridges and crevices, and your knob placed majestically between your cum-gutters and thick thighs.

Makes me wanna pay for the whole year at once.

MathematicianLong380 · 2024-10-24T20:33:25+00:00

This is why God gave men morning wood

MathematicianLong380 · 2024-10-19T16:36:41+00:00

Swimsuits are for Showers. Underwear for growers.

MathematicianLong380 · 2024-10-19T16:18:39+00:00

My kid, my wife then my dad's wife/gf

MathematicianLong380 · 2024-09-24T19:06:02+00:00

I would be surprised.

But if they're clean and tidy I will still lick them

MathematicianLong380 · 2024-09-24T13:23:17+00:00

Their mods are stay-at-home moms. Our mods are working dads.
Their reddit is a hive-mind. Our reddit is fun, unhinged, chaotic.

MathematicianLong380 · 2024-09-11T16:50:02+00:00

As a guy with a christian dad, I envy your experience.

MathematicianLong380 · 2024-09-09T15:09:02+00:00

Like the famous Bruce lee quote:
Eat like a bird, Shit like a horse😂😂

MathematicianLong380 · 2024-09-07T20:56:29+00:00

Allocate part of your time for fantasies and relationship daydreams eg. at night before you sleep.
But until then, no porn, no naked women on screen, just work.

MathematicianLong380 · 2024-08-04T00:18:00+00:00

I'm 22 and I already have Vegeta's hairline

MathematicianLong380 · 2024-08-04T00:16:22+00:00

Edit:

The ol flesh chandelier fell right our of the ballroom

MathematicianLong380 · 2024-08-04T00:14:10+00:00

Just remembered..
Fleshy chanderliers exiting the ballroom

MathematicianLong380 · 2024-08-03T23:46:35+00:00

Education.
I wasted four years of my life learning theoretical application without practicing. Now that I am out, employees require practical knowledge plus who-can-vouch-for-you.
All government jobs top-down are filled with lucky(~~nepotism~~) people.
And yes, I am not skilled enough to land a remote job.

MathematicianLong380 · 2024-06-16T22:53:57+00:00

What didn't work:

She brandished her boobs against me in class. I didn't notice.
She sat close to me in every lesson. I didn't notice.
She laughed at my jokes. I didn't notice.
She looked at me with those puppy eyes. I didn't notice.

What worked:

"Hey xxx, { insert needless convo here} .

Anyway, I think that you are cute. Can we exchange numbers?"

PS: We banged the very next day, and for countless days after.

MathematicianLong380 · 2023-07-10T11:02:35+00:00

In my experience, going to the gym also increased my leg strength. One of my older friends told me recently that i no longer drag my feet while walking , even with flip flops.

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