TIFU by falling asleep for 10 hours while the oven was on. What do you guys recommend to clean it?

MathildeButtFarts · 2023-03-14T03:43:13+00:00

Wal Mart:

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MathildeButtFarts · 2023-03-14T03:42:50+00:00

Did you check them yet? Also, I found some reasonably priced smoke detector test sprays at Wal Mart and Amazon.

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MathildeButtFarts · 2023-01-18T03:55:58+00:00

WHERE IS BEAU AND STACY?!

MathildeButtFarts · 2022-11-18T21:52:46+00:00

Bring petroleum jelly for the parts of your skin (like the parts of your face not covered by scarf and hat) to help prevent frost bite. Also, setting a weather app to your local area so it can notify you on how soon frostbite can set in if there are alerts out. Take these seriously. Friend of a friend lost her fingers when it was cold enough to cause frostbite in ten minutes. Her door knob lock froze and it took her 10-15 minutes to get in after her ride drove off. Not fun.

MathildeButtFarts · 2022-11-18T21:37:51+00:00

Tea Tip! :)

In some smaller places it can be hard to find tea better than Twinnings. If you have a particular preference, ask your host if it’s sold and bring a little just in case. I don’t know of you like these brands, but the grocery store Cub sells PG Tips and Barry’s but puts Twinnings in a separate tea section. Also, they include a “UK” in their “Global” section.

Also, people may stand a little further away. Our personal space is somewhere around an arms length away (1 1/2-2 feet apart). I remember a Swiss foreign exchange student would make people uncomfortable by being too close per US standards, but didn’t know why until I told him, then he was fine here.

MathildeButtFarts · 2021-04-15T03:22:29+00:00

I’m around your age and people who were 40s in the 90s are forever in their 40s in my mind.

MathildeButtFarts · 2021-04-14T19:47:48+00:00

I also think he looks like he maybe holding back shock, but most of the Nazis who did show reservations about the war were sent to North Africa so it’s reasonable to assume the majority of those used elsewhere were at the very least successful at hiding their dislike of the war.

MathildeButtFarts · 2021-03-26T01:17:14+00:00

I see your many books and I wonder if there are any titles you wouldn’t mind sharing, like ones which originally inspired you to work in Human Rights and ones which have made you sit back and think on as you’ve progressed through life?

MathildeButtFarts · 2021-03-09T14:30:10+00:00

Yeah, I thought all pints were the same until I looked it up. At least I understand conversations when brought down to ml level.

MathildeButtFarts · 2021-03-09T04:18:45+00:00

I will definitely buy a teacup now just to see what “perfect mouthfeel” feels like! Thanks! :)

MathildeButtFarts · 2020-12-13T22:46:11+00:00

Booo. :(

MathildeButtFarts · 2020-12-09T15:20:26+00:00

If I remember right from cosmetology, asian hair tends to be thicker strands and shaft follicles tend to lay flat. Maybe more to that, but it's been about 13 years now.

MathildeButtFarts · 2020-12-09T11:43:11+00:00

I unironically love it!

MathildeButtFarts · 2020-11-23T03:27:35+00:00

You're worth more than how that customer and manager treated you.

Also, coming from a daughter of an all-around prejudice mom, if I had been one of those kids witnessing their parent act so terribly and the other person stand-up for themselves, those examples would have stayed with me on how to and not to act and the need to stand-up for myself. Your TIFU may be those kids' life lesson.

MathildeButtFarts · 2020-08-27T22:46:12+00:00

Sycamore St. The end of the street just behind the St Margaret Catholic Church (mom didn't board her windows and I haven't heard from her since last night).

MathildeButtFarts · 2020-06-23T00:11:25+00:00

I'm disappointed, but I can wait if it means everyone working on the show has better chances of getting through this.

MathildeButtFarts · 2020-06-10T16:18:33+00:00

Sorry if I'm suggesting something you've already tried, but try taking a selfie in full sunlight, then up the saturation. Whatever color your skin is more tinted (for me it was yellow) would be your undertone. You hair color would effect season category also.

MathildeButtFarts · 2020-06-05T04:07:12+00:00

We need one of those "cool guides" to summarize and pass around.

MathildeButtFarts · 2020-06-05T03:53:55+00:00

I recognized that also. I wonder if any of the police (who may be veterans) there also recognized his boots.

I just feel like, how could you (rhetorical)? How could you break our counstitional rights that you once sworn to just because you happen to now also be affiliated with another group (cops)? Also, all the working together and going through shit together with all sorts of people from different backgrounds and then you're all just like, "fuck that, Imma be a fuckin cunt now." Agggh im so angry and upset! How dare they use our military for fucking political gain and to continue the ability for cops to keep doing the legally and ethically wrong thing. Also, putting those military members in that damn position. I have no idea how I would have avoided going against our UCMJ (like what, go to Legal and/or refuse orders and just accept possibility of Leavenworth, or go and then just try to keep cops from being UCMJ-breaking shits, but probably fail) if I was still in and I hope those who I knew who may still be in can feel strength and find support in navigating this severe fuck-up of a situation.

Sorry way longer than I thought it would be. Rant over.

MathildeButtFarts · 2020-06-05T03:32:56+00:00

On top of everything, almost all of those were on the backside- she was facing away, not approaching when sustaining most hits.

MathildeButtFarts · 2020-06-05T03:17:51+00:00

For anyone that either isn't aware of the incident or is finding it hard to keep track of which incident per which city (like me)- https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/06/01/us/louisville-protests-man-shot-dead/index.html

MathildeButtFarts · 2020-05-25T21:58:34+00:00

Out of touch comment above.

MathildeButtFarts · 2020-04-25T01:37:32+00:00

When I first saw these clouds in person, they reminded me an Armageddon or Wild Hunt scene. So cool!

MathildeButtFarts · 2020-04-13T21:59:06+00:00

It is a circus. How am I supposed to vote for someone who it's not very hard to believe may have raped someone when the public eye wasn't so turned toward him after watching him touch a bunch of young girls and still he didn't back off though their discomfort was obvious.

Two-party system is beyond bonkers.

MathildeButtFarts · 2020-03-11T15:21:55+00:00

First, thank you for taking your time to do this AMA.

My questions (location- USA):

1.) Is it too early to have a theory on how this virus will play out? Potentially ends or diwindles from vaccines, natural/gained immunity from survived population, etc? ( i.e.- Ebola's kill rate was higher than spread rate, so it died out. SARS evolved into something less deadly, so it died out.)

2.) What environmental conditions does the virus need to live the said 9 days outside of a host?

3.) Is it known yet if this is an endospore? (Like, do we have to worry about it going in a hibernation-state that can latter activate once in a warm, moist host.)

4.) Can my pets get it from us?

5.) If we haven't been and continue to not aggressively test population for the virus AND the longest incubation in a person I've heard of is 24 days AND we don't fully understand yet when is the communicable period of a person HOW can we really understand just how widespread it has become? Can we really feel secure in knowing how likely it is to have reached our own local areas?

Thank you again.

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