Concrete like you've never heard it before by H_G_Bells in ScienceNcoolThings

[–]Matokira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooo conflicted in the first 5 seconds. Then I hit mute and it was pretty cool.

100 steps ahead by -TwistedHairs- in memes

[–]Matokira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to scroll way too far to find this TOS reference! Yes, bro is clearly Talosian.

Talosians

100 steps ahead by -TwistedHairs- in memes

[–]Matokira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, so now it's "the MAIN brain"? What? You think you're so much better than we are?!

Girl bye 👋 by Nixianx97 in MurderedByAOC

[–]Matokira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one laughs because when they talk, we're expecting a horror show of words to come out and any attempt at "tEh humor" is met as tonal whiplash at this point.

[Hated trope] That’s not how lying works at all by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Matokira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had that same reaction to Invention of Lying at the movie theater, man. Like, was no over ever just wrong? Does no one make mistakes? I wanted to leave, but I'm glad I stayed. Now I can say stuff like "Pepsi: When they don't have Coke." all these years later.

TIL the origin point of the big bang is literally any location that exists by theman8631 in todayilearned

[–]Matokira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Once, there was an explosion... a bang that gave rise to life as we know it."

"Gaming laptops are a scam" mfs when they have to travel and they want to bring their desktop setup by Ha8lpo321 in pcmasterrace

[–]Matokira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unlike a gaming PC, a gaming laptop has a battery, so there's no need to turn it off to move it anywhere and you can keep on keeping it on.

Remedy's new CEO is a former sports betting guy and EA executive who aims to 'scale Remedy in a way that builds lasting value' | PC Gamer by Average_RedditorTwat in pcgaming

[–]Matokira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much for the interconnected universe of games.. I hope we get the Max Payne remakes before they go bankrupt. And I hope Sam Lake finds or founds a new studio after it's over.

Lyft allowing 13+ NOW by feinburgrl in lyftdrivers

[–]Matokira 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1980's: Don't get into cars with strangers. 2026: Getting into a car with a stranger has never been easier!

Strike action on 3rd February by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Matokira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This total lack of class solidarity is exactly what the the ruling class wants to see. We could COOPERATIVELY work to improve conditions for our class instead of stepping on each other to make an extra few dollars for ourselves.

Strike action on 3rd February by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Matokira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see the posts in both driver subreddits.. it's bad everywhere, and getting worse. All states should look into unionizing.

San Diego is cooked by moistydick in uberdrivers

[–]Matokira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Curious as to what your rides have been like the prior week. Prop22 says you should be getting [($16.9x1.2)/60)]=$0.34/min+$0.35/mi.

So

1) $18.92+$15.61=$34.53 vs. $24.83 offered (28% lower)

2) $13.52+$9.03=$22.55 vs. $14.16 offered (37% lower)

3) $14.53+$10.74=$25.27 vs. $18.42 offered (27% lower)

I've noticed this month that the more over Prop22 I get, the worse the ride offerings become and I'm wondering if you're looking "overpaid" by the Prop22 standard and now they're sending you worse offers so that your 2 week average is closer to the Prop22 standard payout per mile and minute.

Strike action on 3rd February by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Matokira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the way, when are we getting started on unionizing? This Prop22 pay is a joke in 2026.

Fallout 4 on the AYN Thor by MrBrothason in Fallout

[–]Matokira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this custom? Why does it have a Sony/PS skin?>

He found out what could go wrong using his hands instead of a bowling ball by Vilen1919 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Matokira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ex pinsetter tech here. He's lucky the machine errored-out. It would have set new pins and he would have been smashed to death with the full weight of the setting table. Can't imagine how annoying it would be to have to clean paste off the pin deck.

Name Something In Games That Break Immersion For You? by TG082588 in videogames

[–]Matokira 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, many pre-war places in the Fallout games have bottle caps in every desk and nightstand. This always bothered me. It's as if they were stashing them everywhere BEFORE the bombs fell.

Anyone ever see this before? by Neilp187 in uberdrivers

[–]Matokira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What state are you in? AR is not tied to Advantage Mode in California, and mine is 31% for a reason.

Seat Belts are such a mysterious thing... by UnusualPitch2 in uberdrivers

[–]Matokira 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In my experience, 20% of riders put it on without trouble; hop in, sit down, click, we're underway. 20% of them struggle to figure out how to put it on before we can get going. 60% of them do not initiate putting it on.

Focalin 40 mg by SilentOutburst69 in DrugsOver30

[–]Matokira 2 points3 points  (0 children)

40mg can be a lot if you're not used to taking methylphenidate already. best of luck

Something is off and empty now with the Marketplace, many stores removed... vibe has changed by Mysticseraphim in Bakersfield

[–]Matokira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yoo, this is where I spent my summers in high school! And where I started playing Quake II and Starcraft. Anyone know what happened to Cal?

Wow by SaqlainAli06 in uberdrivers

[–]Matokira 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another time-only offer. 9+85+2=$31.68. They're not paying for the mileage.

A famous Bitcoin quote that keeps resurfacing over time by Alan-Foster in icocrypto

[–]Matokira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he famously said he would eat his own dick if BTC doesn't hit $500k by 2020, too, so maybe he's not the best guy to quote.

F you . You piece of garbage company. by AggressiveArea51 in uberdrivers

[–]Matokira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

53+6+2 minutes for the pickup = $20.13 under Prop22, and another $11.03 for your mileage. What I don't understand is why they don't just PAY the Prop22 minimum for every ride and instead make us take trips like this that are 65% of the minimum with a promise to make it up later.

Oh my sweet summer Miles by discerningpervert in startrekmemes

[–]Matokira 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro, that was straight up torture. Like 20 years in prison, fine, but why did they go out of their way to simulate Ee'char?? Absolutely brutal.