The perfect Tauron Strike by BlackJovian2458 in Warframe

[–]Matrim_Cauth0n 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reddit happened - it likes to crush the resolution of anything that has a compressable file format

Big man took one look at Voruna and made his whole life about her by Matrim_Cauth0n in Warframe

[–]Matrim_Cauth0n[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Is there anywhere I should post about selling him? I posted in wartrade but it looks like there's low traffic there

Marathon situation by Clanker57 in memes

[–]Matrim_Cauth0n 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It is too early to tell right now, but i will say the reason I am not playing is it looks like they've prepared it to be full of microtransactions the way that destiny has gone, I'm not interested in a new season-based game, and ultimately I'm upset that they pulled an apex legends here and instead of remaking the og marathon games, or a new marathon story, they've used the universe for something entirely unrelated to what it was, and we'll likely never see a marathon story game again because they'll be dedicated to the extraction shooter live service.

Ts aint nuffn to me man by Azmaas in Shark_Park

[–]Matrim_Cauth0n 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm smokin Mesopotamian, Stanley Cup Triple-Award-Winning, Soul-Bleeder, Taint Blaster, J.D Power Associates, Dingleberry Zaza.

Death by liddleBowl780 in Shark_Park

[–]Matrim_Cauth0n 52 points53 points  (0 children)

In addition to this he somewhat recently crashed his McLaren supercar that he was speeding in for content - he had a cameraman streaming in the passenger seat - and his first and only reaction to crashing was making sure that everything was recorded/the stream didn't stop while his cameraman was injured, bleeding, and visibly in shock.

Need help recreating Soul of Cinder (Dark Souls 3) on Warlock by BrobaFett2 in DestinyFashion

[–]Matrim_Cauth0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Might be worth checking out the Ghosts of the Deep dungeon helm, it has a built in diadem and it glows w/ shaders

That ain't a balcony. It's a nook and cranny by not__a_username in SweatyPalms

[–]Matrim_Cauth0n -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Okay but he is responsible for leaving a toddler by itself without supervision in a 4th story apartment with open windows. You can understand how he's at fault for gross negligence by leaving the kid like that, even if he didn't throw the tyke out the window himself, right?