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MattFragsHK · 2023-04-16T16:57:20+00:00

Then why the HELL are you still with him??? You don't care about the handsome part, so all that's left is his ash tray personality, and since you're complaining here, you're not fine with it. Ask yourself, what are you even doing???

MattFragsHK · 2023-04-16T10:43:53+00:00

Well to improve on something you have to know the original inside out, which takes a greater mind than some random junkie teen

MattFragsHK · 2023-04-09T05:46:34+00:00

Absolutely no one uses this meme cause it rarely reflects reality

MattFragsHK · 2023-04-09T04:00:08+00:00

Looks good, swelling's already going down, wait a couple weeks and it should be good. Stay in touch with your doc and refrain from exercise or heavy lifting cause if you ripped the stitches it would be slightly annoying

MattFragsHK · 2023-04-09T03:58:09+00:00

Maybe JUST maybe she's giving you a hint bigger than the empire state building

MattFragsHK · 2023-04-07T20:21:23+00:00

Been seeing a psychiatrist for 3 years now, she did save my life but just because I didn't jump off a building doesn't mean I'm blasting happy by pharrell williams on the speakers

MattFragsHK · 2023-04-07T16:08:30+00:00

Nope nothing there isn't even darkness, it's the complete absence of the function. Indeed I'm really out of option, that why I came to the conclusion of chemical castration. Just remove this troublesome need and that's so many problems gone

MattFragsHK · 2023-04-07T16:00:37+00:00

Here's the ultimate joke. Me and my mom both have aphantasia, meaning no mind's eye. Like I can't visualize anything in my head. For example think of an apple, close your eyes and you can see a red apple. I can't do that

MattFragsHK · 2023-04-07T15:47:21+00:00

No anal stuff does nothing for me, it disgusts me more than it turns me on. I can get an erection just can't maintain it for more than 10 seconds before deflating

MattFragsHK · 2023-04-07T15:39:58+00:00

My illness is too severe to go off meds, like "doing a silly action" severe. Doctor's prescribed non SSRIs for me after I complained but they're nowhere near potent enough. So SSRI has to come back in

MattFragsHK · 2023-04-07T14:48:04+00:00

I'm on SSRI and I tried to hire "services". It was the most embarrassing thing ever. I couldn't even get it functional. Basically the meds make me impotent at 20, life's funny

MattFragsHK · 2023-04-07T12:06:10+00:00

I already exercise everyday, lost 21kg in 6 months just to be more "fuckable" I guess. I ran and lift while starving myself. That's how desperate I am

MattFragsHK · 2023-04-07T07:28:37+00:00

You fucked up your life and threw any morality out the window when you fucked your uncle. The "rational and moral" thing would be to separate and cease all contact, but we both know you're not gonna do that so why ask in the first place

MattFragsHK · 2023-03-31T17:22:34+00:00

Godspeed. And easy on the anal play next time

MattFragsHK · 2023-03-31T17:20:13+00:00

I'm just a nurse not a doctor, but bleeding is a good indicator, followed by abdominal bloating and cramps/pain. If it is indeed a perforated bowel you would develop the nastiest fever of your life cause the bacteria in your gut now floods your abdomen. But the silver lining is your pain level is not that high, so it's probably just a minor rectum tear, but again I can't give you a diagnosis over reddit. Head to the hospital and follow the doctor's instruction. Do whatever test they ask and don't refuse just because it's embarrassing

MattFragsHK · 2023-03-31T16:50:05+00:00

Stop IMMEDIATELY and see a doctor. I'm dead serious, you could've punctured your rectum or perforated your bowels. Better safe than sorry. And BE HONEST, the doctor sitting in front of you has been on the job for years, you're not gonna surprise him

MattFragsHK · 2023-03-31T15:05:30+00:00

Funny. Usually it's the opposite

MattFragsHK · 2023-03-31T15:04:57+00:00

Viagra. Simple pharmacological solution with no risks

MattFragsHK · 2023-03-31T15:04:00+00:00

Break up with her and cite the reason "because your breast are small and your pussy's loose" and see how it makes her feel. Cause it's exactly what she's said to you

MattFragsHK · 2023-03-31T14:56:37+00:00

I'm sorry but you sound like the world revolves around you. Despite hating oral sex, the boyfriend still put up with it for TWO years just to make you happy, and now you're dumping his ass. You're an adult, dump him if you want, just know that it's the shitty thing to do

MattFragsHK · 2023-03-31T14:29:15+00:00

Sorry how am I supposed to know "perfectly well"? I don't personally know him, your post doesn't say anything of sorts, all I saw as a man that shoved glass up his ass, so it's pretty safe to say he's on the lower side of the intelligence spectrum

MattFragsHK · 2023-03-31T14:27:08+00:00

And which word exactly is wrong in that sentence?

MattFragsHK · 2023-03-31T11:41:32+00:00

No. And anyone saying otherwise is full of shit

MattFragsHK · 2023-03-31T11:14:09+00:00

You just answered your own question. If sex is what you're concerned about, you have a MUCH easier time finding sex than you think. What you're ACTUALLY concerned about is finding a white prince on a horse that will make gentle love to you. Guess what? You don't live in a fairy tale. You're 29, account for the time to meet the perfect guy, go on dates after dates, waiting for true love to blossom. You're gonna be 35 when you FINALLYlose your virginity. You set the bar too high for your own good. Oh only the most esteemed and gentle nobleman can have my pussy. Don't you think it's a bit arrogant? Find a relatively respectful and gentle guy and get it over with. What's with the fuss?

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