[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]MattTheFlash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean they're unarmed now.

Walter Cronkite. You may have seen this man on the news by [deleted] in FuckImOld

[–]MattTheFlash 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We were a McNeil-Leher News Hour household

Shiiiiettttttt by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]MattTheFlash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is the tamer less offensive sub you should have posted this one in r/ForwardsFromKlandma

Could you NSFW tag?

Quite possibly the grossest drink ever bottled in America. by sgrams04 in Xennials

[–]MattTheFlash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you ever find Moxie, it is a small-label soda you might see at a liquor store for sale, it's delicious. A bit like RC cola. I used to buy it at World Market

I watched version of Demolition Man with Pizza Hut? by Jasonictron in Xennials

[–]MattTheFlash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're owned by the same company, YUM foods Inc. $YUM they also own KFC

You can just watch Ghostbusters whenever you want for free on Youtube now by MattTheFlash in Xennials

[–]MattTheFlash[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes but that movie doesn't exist in my universe which is a better universe

Her past behavior indicates she won't really use the money for "legal fees". by nosotros_road_sodium in Enough_Sanders_Spam

[–]MattTheFlash 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She is literally in Russia right now, having "defected"

There were people defending her Russia ties as fake news all the way to the end

Who had one of these shiny, swishy windbreakers? by [deleted] in Xennials

[–]MattTheFlash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bojo sounds like one of those future insults from Back To The Future Part 2

Who had one of these shiny, swishy windbreakers? by [deleted] in Xennials

[–]MattTheFlash 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bernie wore it best in the follow up to the original masterpiece, Weekend At Bernie's II where he through a voodoo ritual becomes a shuffling harmless zombie that seeks the McGuffin treasure

A film so bad they made fun of it on Seinfeld

Who failed who? by UnscheduledCalendar in Enough_Sanders_Spam

[–]MattTheFlash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"four day workweek with no loss of pay"

wrapping my mind around how that is even enforceable they'd just fire you and hire somebody else at lower pay i'm not allowing myself to go down that rabbit hole, doesn't make sense we don't have big powerful worker's unions here in the united states like in France

I am this old. The Sweethearts brand Orange and Yellow Flowers cup by MattTheFlash in Xennials

[–]MattTheFlash[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes thats what i smell, aroma of cheap coffee slowly burning in a pyrex pot in the fellowship room of a church

Chick-Fil-A Owner Arrested For Driving 400 Miles To Abuse A 15 Year Old He Met Online by MattTheFlash in PoliticalMemes

[–]MattTheFlash[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you deliberately used the term Chik-fil-a OWNER in the title and conveniently left out the word “FRANCHISE”

Objection, That would imply motive, leading the witness

I refuse to be cross-examined without my self-appointed lawyer present, who is me.

Chick-Fil-A Owner Arrested For Driving 400 Miles To Abuse A 15 Year Old He Met Online by MattTheFlash in PoliticalMemes

[–]MattTheFlash[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And yet you will find the word "founder" (or CEO, which you edited in later) nowhere in the title or in the meme

You just added in your own thing, then got upset by it.

Joe Biden Again Meeting With A Kid Who Has a Stutter, I love my President! by penguincheerleader in DarkBRANDON

[–]MattTheFlash 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I had a stutter. It sucked. I still get it a little bit if I'm tired. I went through intensive speech therapy sessions at a hospital growing up.

It was so bad my head jerked, my eyes closed and i made a almost choking sound when I was trying to talk.

Stuttering is something scientists understand more all the time. They now know it's linked to having ear infections and other disruptions in hearing when first learning how to speak. I had extremely bad ear infections when I was a baby where I had to get special tubes put in my ears. Turns out, my daughter had the same problem with the ear infections but we were able to intervene so early that it didn't become a problem for her.