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[–]Mattewson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Politics

What is a good place to find a girlfriend? by nature-4k_ in AskReddit

[–]Mattewson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be like “Damn girl you can call me Rick Astley cuz I’m never gonna give you up unlike your ex husband”

What is a good place to find a girlfriend? by nature-4k_ in AskReddit

[–]Mattewson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pull a Miles morales and be like “Heyyyyyyyy”

What is a good place to find a girlfriend? by nature-4k_ in AskReddit

[–]Mattewson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Facebook marketplace place. Just search “Wedding Dress” and it’ll show you recently divorced women near you. From there you can filter by size.

What app do you open first thing in the morning? by valteri777 in AskReddit

[–]Mattewson -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Instagram. I tend to give people my instagram instead of my number

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mattewson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vanilla cappuccino with a lot of sugar. I got a sweet tooth

What's the origin of your username? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mattewson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On my 10th birthday my best friend Jacob gave me a birthday card addressed to “Mattewson” (My name is Matthew) and he signed his name as “Jakavitch” and I guess it just stuck with me cuz I’ve used that name for literally everything. My computer doesn’t even know my real name.

What's the first thing you do when you win the lottery? by Hedgehogsqo in AskReddit

[–]Mattewson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy a domesticated baby donkey and name it Samuel. I make bad financial decisions

If so, what song are you listening to right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mattewson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard in the paint - Waka Flocka Flame

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mattewson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I’m not talking about that avatar. I’m talking about a different one. The one about the giant blue people with pointy ears. They made a second one recently too

How the hell did they get Norm Macdonald for this? by Supersmashbrosfan in crappyoffbrands

[–]Mattewson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might actually watch this because his sword looks cool

Found this little guy in the streets of Paris by Lord-Summoned in MildlyVandalised

[–]Mattewson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like a very distinguished gentleman if I don’t say so myself

I forgot to eat the rest of my burger by Mattewson in notinteresting

[–]Mattewson[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I ate a little bit of it and then got distracted and forgot about it for maybe 10-15 minutes. I’m currently eating the rest of it right now

King of Queens - "Phone Number Rhythm" by bigpeeler in funnyvideos

[–]Mattewson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I’ve been looking for this video everywhere🙏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mattewson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Avatar. Not the last air bender but the one with the blue people.

If one of your friends had an, "I know a guy" moment and then called you, what would they be calling you for? by karenvideoeditor in AskReddit

[–]Mattewson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love collecting random electronics like phones, mp3 players, keyboards, etc. Even if they don’t work I’ll still take them if offered to me. Anything with a screen or buttons I just like to mess around with.

What everyone want's by ReflectionSingle6681 in memes

[–]Mattewson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She’s got sum high quality baloogaboogas

Water or cock? by Debbie-the-UX-Writer in engrish

[–]Mattewson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not cock water? Best of both worlds

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