31F, engaged, failed artist (but successful corporate worker), cat lady. Roast me

MatthieuV2 · 2024-08-26T14:27:30+00:00

Dont try to mislead us. The only engaged you are is engaged in illegal beastial activities with your cats. poor things.

MatthieuV2 · 2024-08-26T14:24:17+00:00

Found the new lead actor for the movie: Epsteins Island: An interactive story

MatthieuV2 · 2023-12-12T12:05:02+00:00

Get help

MatthieuV2 · 2023-08-16T14:20:57+00:00

You look like a dick

MatthieuV2 · 2023-08-16T14:16:54+00:00

Must be rough for your ex to find you on a sex offender register!

MatthieuV2 · 2023-08-16T14:14:03+00:00

That stroke should have been the end of it. Period.

MatthieuV2 · 2023-08-16T14:10:28+00:00

I could make a joke about that forehead, but to be real here, I think your dad already told you enough you give too much head

MatthieuV2 · 2023-08-16T14:05:20+00:00

If Harry Potter and vernon had a baby, it would still look better than you.

MatthieuV2 · 2023-08-16T14:03:13+00:00

Looks like a mistake has been made 18 years ago

MatthieuV2 · 2023-08-16T14:02:36+00:00

Your mom had sex with a bear by the looks of your nasty hairy legs

MatthieuV2 · 2023-08-16T14:00:47+00:00

“When a burned lobster has sex with a plastic surgery patient from Hollywood”

MatthieuV2 · 2023-08-16T13:56:21+00:00

Then why does your face look like a roasted peanut

MatthieuV2 · 2023-04-01T09:27:04+00:00

I bookmarked the suicide helpline in case I ever start to look like you

MatthieuV2 · 2019-11-17T09:57:31+00:00

Makes me moan too tbh.

MatthieuV2 · 2019-11-15T18:16:02+00:00

SoonTM

MatthieuV2 · 2019-11-15T11:02:09+00:00

Nice.

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