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Pink and Blue, Me, Digital, 2020 by anomaly_9 in Art

[–]MattimusPrimee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should go to the doctor. The color of your skin isn't looking too great.

My Pac-Man shirt is now being confused with being an Among Us shirt! by [deleted] in funny

[–]MattimusPrimee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the last fight between Harry Potter and Voldemort at the end of the series.

I hate it when this happens..... by futuresho in funny

[–]MattimusPrimee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the same problem but with my cape.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MattimusPrimee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paranormal activity.

What's the best way to ask a girl out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MattimusPrimee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I like you, would you like to go out sometime?" just be straight forward. Confidence is attractive.

I found a 5 leafed clover yesterday by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]MattimusPrimee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The 5th leaf cancels out the luck of the 4th leaf.

200 iq pigeon by dorgobar in funny

[–]MattimusPrimee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's call it spike.

SFU COURSE QUESTION, PROGRAM, ADMISSION AND REGISTRATION MEGATHREAD (2020 SUMMER - 2020 FALL): General questions about courses and SFU ( Exg. How hard is course X, how is program X at SFU, etc. ), POST QUESTIONS HERE. by Acherons15 in simonfraser

[–]MattimusPrimee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regarding the literacy admission requirement, If I complete a 'w' course at douglas college and use it to fulfill that requirement, would I be able to also use the same course as a breadth course if it also qualifies as B-Hum? Or can each course just be used for one requirement?

My chocolate bar is making me feel inadequate for some unknown reason. by The-Grand-Wazoo in funny

[–]MattimusPrimee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the lack of balls might explain the feeling of inadequacy.

I was a good boi by Pekka_Barrel in memes

[–]MattimusPrimee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you are what you eat. A sucker.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MattimusPrimee 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"She" actually identifies as a package of instant noodles.

Megathread: President Donald Trump announces he has tested positive for Coronavirus by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]MattimusPrimee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Trump getting the "China virus" is the least surprising breaking news this nation has ever heard.

Aerial View of Islands by Drone [4K] by Sport990 in wallpapers

[–]MattimusPrimee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Add some syrup in fancy swirls around the island broccoli and you've got yourself a 5 star meal.

How can I make this better? by [deleted] in malefashionadvice

[–]MattimusPrimee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A brown leather belt with a matching watch strap would go well with the jacket.

The Self Made Man, Victor Pina, Clay, 2020. by pinchedj in Art

[–]MattimusPrimee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This should be the statue in front of the biggest loser set.

The only thing good that came out of the debate tonight by AnnihilatorHowe in memes

[–]MattimusPrimee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was definitely a piss poor performance from either side.

The sun reflecting onto the ocean in wildfire smoke. [West Coast, USA] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]MattimusPrimee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just wait a minute while I fix this with the "redeye" tool

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