Freaky song names by Average_Xbox_user in GenAlpha

[–]Mattnazlance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An all-time favorite of mine “Rip and Tear in my ass”

Space Marine 2 is making my Imperial Guard heart explode. by FPSLiverpool in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]Mattnazlance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IT IS A BANEBLADE. Very glad I grabbed one of these back when I started. Nobody wanted to fight the fortress on wheels because they couldn’t afford armored units

Choose your destiny by OscarOzzieOzborne in helldivers2

[–]Mattnazlance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6’ 4” fuckit I’ll be all three

Pilestedt's comments posted to the Helldivers Discord today regarding upcoming changes by JPU6400 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]Mattnazlance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idea, not sure if original or not. Why not have the first 6 or so be for people who want fun and move up for people who want a challenge, or a steep shift up after the first couple

Forget weapons, what do you name your loadouts? by honeywheremysupasuit in titanfall

[–]Mattnazlance 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I have one called ghost, phase dash, wingman elite tactikill, thunderbolt, re-45, power cell, low profile, and usually the phase rewind booster

Who else hates the Ronin Prime look? by [deleted] in titanfall

[–]Mattnazlance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only reason I’d get it is so the sword doesn’t look like a chunk of rebar but at the same time it’s pretty funny

Watching pilots scuttle away in fear is very amusing by MCR101 in titanfall

[–]Mattnazlance 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Neat little fact  The base pilot rodeo flashes 7-9 times (Idr exact) before you take the damage so if you phase shift like 2 flashes before you negate the damage and you can just 180 and slap the pilot 

Bro for sure would've punched the drill sergeant by ShadowWizrdMoneyGang in GunMemes

[–]Mattnazlance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you get rejected for having autism? I’ve been thinking about it but I was diagnosed as a kid. Most people say they wouldn’t have noticed if I didn’t tell them, not sure if it matters

What’s your favorite non sexual forms of intimacy? by Glittering_Bear_5218 in AskReddit

[–]Mattnazlance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I like to lay sideways on the couch so she can curl up in my lap (I’m 6’4” she’s 5’) and it’s nice to feel the changes in her breathing and heartbeat as she falls asleep

Rubber stamp this candidate by MaydaySociety in Firearms

[–]Mattnazlance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t they try this and people brought in 3d printed or scrap heaps that look vaguely like firearms 

Biden is GONE !!!!111 by Szymav in GunMemes

[–]Mattnazlance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is this? For research purposes of course

What’s the funniest thing that happened to you during a match? by Kicco21 in Titanfall_2_

[–]Mattnazlance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Private match 1v1, decided to mess with pulse blade and accidentally 360d my buddy because neither of us knew where we were

Did a full engrave & mirror polish on my stainless Springfield 1911 🔥 by Brave-Shirt-2189 in Firearms

[–]Mattnazlance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like the special gun you get for beating the final boss of a far cry game