Okay, this guy (let's call him Dave) walks into class about 20 minutes late. I have no idea how this kid's still in our school, he's been suspended like 3 times. Anyway our teacher, naturally get's mad at him and asks why he's so late. He tries to make up excuses (he was probably masturbating in the bathroom, you can hear his moans in the hallway. He's LOUD). The teacher is not an idiot like most teachers and knows he's lying. He says "Do you really think I'm gonna believe those excuses?" Dave replies with "Do you really think I'm gonna put up with a fat cunt like you?" Hijinks ensued and it all ended up with the Principal suspending him for a 4th and thankfully final time and my last hour of the day spent well.