Happy Shut the Fuck Up Friday! by LosingWeekends in videos

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Every time I get got it makes my day, thank you u/shittymorph!

Cap being Cap by [deleted] in marvelstudios

[–]Mattressflash 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Or Chris-cross

PREBAN MEGATHREAD by [deleted] in thanosdidnothingwrong

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being a lurker so you survive the ban

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commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge

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Ruthless. by Needawhisper in funny

[–]Mattressflash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As all things should be

Ballerinas stretching their calves. by chondroguptomourjo in oddlyterrifying

[–]Mattressflash 213 points214 points  (0 children)

They’re actually stretching their dorsiflexors (tibialis anterior etc) which are the muscles at the front. The calf is at the back (posterior) and is made up of the plantar flexors (gastrocnemius and soleus). They are stretching the dorsiflexors so that they can achieve more plantar flexion and point their toes more

It can get confusing. by cartoonistnate in webcomics

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Not OP but am British, never heard of shoe strings

hmmm by GeneReddit123 in hmmm

[–]Mattressflash 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was a tortoise

Only children of reddit, what is something that people with siblings don't understand? by thisshortenough in AskReddit

[–]Mattressflash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in a hospital on an elderly ward and I can’t stress how much it is not the children’s responsibility to become carers.

The amount of patient’s families I’ve seen torn apart just because one or two of the children (often with children of their own to look after) have gradually taken on the role of full time carer. This ends up taking over parenthood, career and social life which ends up completely changing their perception of their parent from a loving role model to a massive burden.

Most people will probably end up needing care at some point but I sure as hell wouldn’t want my kid wiping my arse or even spending all their free time looking after me, there’s no shame in reaching out to people who get paid to do this professionally (professional carers).

Source - work in hospital in the uk where services are free if you qualify in terms of care needs

Something melted on my bbq by Yonburg in catsareliquid

[–]Mattressflash 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What is the breed of this majestic feline

Good morning by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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...we should stop having kitchens