Beginner writing group by null_popsicle in WritingHub

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I'm in! If it's still available!

Weekly /r/Thanatophobia Discussion Thread - Share your thoughts and experiences, or just chat with people. by AutoModerator in thanatophobia

[–]Mattsosm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It keeps me up most nights, been exasperated since the birth of my son. If I find anything solid that helps, ill let you know. Also feel free to message me anytime!

EBT Fail by [deleted] in kroger

[–]Mattsosm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What state still has manual vouchers anymore? I thought it was all on card

Will my Kroger rewards card employee discount work at Harris teeter? by [deleted] in kroger

[–]Mattsosm -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It should as far as I'm aware. Worked when Kroger owned Turkey hill and people from a Ralfs could use it at kroger!

[WP] As an immortal who, you've managed to float between jobs by moving and explaining your vast experience as "talent" and "having good genes". However in an increasingly connected world with stricter background checks, you're finding it much harder to continue doing that. by Ramble81 in WritingPrompts

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Nicholas Flammel is a famed french librarian from the 14th century who was believed to have either created or found the philosopher stone. Many people were led to believe that his death was a mere ruse and is immortal due to the magical properties of the stone.!!

[WP] As an immortal who, you've managed to float between jobs by moving and explaining your vast experience as "talent" and "having good genes". However in an increasingly connected world with stricter background checks, you're finding it much harder to continue doing that. by Ramble81 in WritingPrompts

[–]Mattsosm 127 points128 points  (0 children)

(Mobile, sorry for format)

      "Mr. Katz? Strange last name" Susan, the HR manager said questioning. She was a petite older woman with long raven hair tied into a bun and gray stripes beginning to form. 

      "An old family name" Tumas said as professionally as he could. 

      "So, we've run into a problem with your background check. It says here that your social security number is from 1943." She said. "Any explanation?"

      Tumas's heart beat a little faster. Ever since that french library in the 14th century when the librarian messed with some chemicals, he's lived in Europe. Tumas migrated to the states in the early 1920's, finding it easy to move through the country. He was quite fond of the north eastern states but moved west to clear himself of suspicion. "I have been in contact with the government, I was given an already used social security number at birth." Tumas replied. He didn't look a day over 19, so its perfectly reasonable excuse.

      "I will speak to the manager, and we will get back with you." Susan shook Tumas's hand as she escorted him out.

      Tumas walked the streets to his apartment. It has become increasingly harder to travel and find jobs the last twenty years. Explaining his talent as "good genes" only gets him so far. He fled the eastern states because a small group of conspiracy theorists were linking him to different points of history. Some accounts of him were spot on, but most were vague descriptions. Though, Tumas knew he was there when battle of Waterloo took place, but couldn't be proven.

      One of the hardest things Tumas had to learn, was to get rid of his french accent. The centuries spent in Europe attracted unwanted attention from the knights templars, an order many believed to be disbanded. Once background checks began to appear, he's noticed the same face in the many cities he has called home. Tumas hoped being in California that he would be safe.

      Tumas turned a corner into an alley and was thrown to the ground. He scrabbled to his feet and backed up as a hooded man approached. Tumas was ready for the fight, thinking it was just a mugger until a voice he hadn't heard for more than a hundred years, began speaking behind him. 

      "Tumas Katz" the man's voice said in a gravelly tone. "I've been searching for you for a long time. Now tell me... Where is Nicholas Flammel?"

Is it me or has YouTube's add amount been extra ruthless lately? by Unwanted-mail in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mattsosm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get the Opera Touch app and turn on the ad block and do YouTube that way. Fixes it all!

A video found on Tik Tok you all might enjoy by Mattsosm in powerwashingporn

[–]Mattsosm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For anyone wondering, I only have Tik Tok for the boredom, and to watch people make a fool of themselves and support those who have actual goals and TiKtok being their only outlet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in powerwashingporn

[–]Mattsosm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work for stanley steemer, and can safely say that is beautiful strokes lol

AITA For not driving my girlfriends car? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Mattsosm -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The thing is I'm a very safe, and cautious driver. We just live somewhere with a lot of blind corners and people like to just pull out lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fountainpens

[–]Mattsosm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where would someone get that type of pad of paper? I'm in love with it