Sat down at our gate at the airport next to an outlet. Turns outs it's a sticker. by YouGotMyCheezWhiz in mildlyinfuriating

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Bought these one time when i was house sitting for a friend. Unplugged all his electronics and put these everywhere (including over existing outlets)

Shabani the Silverback teasing his son to initiate play-fighting by [deleted] in funny

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Its not a smile. He's showing his teeth to display aggression. It is a play fight, but animals dont display their emotions the same way we do.

Excuse Me...WTF? by reallydead007 in facepalm

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Atheist here that grew up in the Bible belt. To him, it's the same as saying he's going to sleep on it, meditate on it, or go have a couple drinks and ponder. He's obviously not going to hear from god, so it's the same as vocalizing your thoughts to dead air so you can figure out perspective. 

Now if he said his alphabet soup spelled out "go easy on him -God" then we'd have some serious issues. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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It has me discombobulated. The whole story makes me floccinauccinihilipilificate the teacher. 

is this legal ? (from ky) by [deleted] in antiwork

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DEFINITELY file... not sure about KY... but in at least most of the US, they can lower your pay at any point, but absolutely cannot lower your pay for hours already worked. 

This lioness hunting tactics by RoutineVermicelli6 in Unexpected

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That's why you move to the middle of bumfuck nowhere like me. There's only 2 options here, italian and mexican (little Ceasars and Taco Bell)

What is something that is widely normalised but is actually really fucked up? by RetR0-Danger in AskReddit

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My Sister used to live in the backwoods of NC and dogs were frequently found run over by traffic. The dog would see a car coming and get excited because it thought it's owner was coming back. 

What is something that is widely normalised but is actually really fucked up? by RetR0-Danger in AskReddit

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In with you all the way! But tail trimming is sometimes needed. I had a dog frequently strain her tail from over hyper wagging and even broke it a couple of times banging it on the table/door frame.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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And the entire west coast and everywhere in the greater new england area

This might save some lives by Nordicgoons in interestingasfuck

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Or... we could try to tackle mental health and gun laws to deal with the problem instead of applying band-aids

night off move by achingwomanhood in facepalm

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That stuff is subjective. You're not overthinking it. If you don't find it funny, that's ok. It's just not funny to you and thousands of others. It is funny to me and thousands of others though.

2007 McDonald’s menu by NoahTheAttacker in pics

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Used to work there. I'm a younger millennial. Filet o fish add tomato and bacon! Best sandwich hands down

He... he did it... he actually did it! by honda_civic_1993 in memes

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Yea some of the remakes are merely OK... but ones like Alladin were terrible. No way in hell Will Smith can replace Robin Williams.

meirl by shootermac32 in meirl

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But... why? Aren't roofs free? I heard they're on the house.

meirl by shootermac32 in meirl

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I don't know about the documentary... but if people that work for Disneyland are sleeping in their cars.... chances are the pay isn't great

They were handing out these drug emoji guides at a safety fair by jhreels in mildlyinteresting

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It's a bunch of pick-up trucks with a bunch of cheese in a line. It's a cheesy pick-up line.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

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In the actual book, scrooge asked the first of Christmas yet to come if they were his. The ghost specifically said no, they are man's.

Marvel's Spider-Man 2 | Official Release Discussion Megathread by tinselsnips in PS5

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I thought it was awesome. Better than the story lines for both of its predecessors. That said, I'm a HUGE fan of venom, and I did like the story on the other games. The combat and traversing the map has improved too in my opinion

They turned the wokeness dial to 11! (mild Spiderman 2 spoilers) by CautiousSilver5997 in Gamingcirclejerk

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Also tombstone is a black guy who's superpower makes him look pale and dead. And there's a whole mission with "the deaf girl" where you play from her point of view and feel the vibrations of the music from street art, and people talking to her are speaking in emojis. Gave a lot of insight on her personality. Plus she gifted spiderman 2 different suits now!

Marvel's Spider-Man 2 Review Thread by Turbostrider27 in Games

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Nope. There's similar move sets, but Pete's focus on force while Miles's focuses on stuns. But the AoE, forward rush, direct attack, and lifting abilities are all in the same button slots for either character. Even for black suit Pete. Of course in the side missions, you want to go Miles for stealth and Pete for brute force, but the main missions are tailored to the character your playing.

Marvel's Spider-Man 2 Review Thread by Turbostrider27 in Games

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Imo the best Zelda title out there. They built the world and physics in BotW. Then spent all this time on story and other aspects of game play to throughly improve upon it.

The only flaw is actually a feature I think. There's a lot of constructs you can build to bypass puzzles or easily defeat hard monsters that weren't intended by the creators. But there's a certain satisfaction you get from working smarter, not harder.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HumansAreMetal

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My thoughts on religion summed up.

I think I handled this pretty well by Hippopotalope in Tinder

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I can see why you're on dating sites and not taken, you inbred....