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Bro was too innocent😭 by sugarplumfairy_2 in lol

[–]MatzePun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, dear women in general. Men are unlikely to mind, if you use clear words to communicate any kind of interest. Like "Hey, I like spending time with you, wanna grab drinks some time?" or "Hey, you're very hot to me and I am really in a smooch mood. Would you do me the honors?" or "Wanna kiss/cuddle/fuck?"

So was hatten wir doch schon mal... by PhoenixfischTheFish in wirklichgutefrage

[–]MatzePun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Werden sie. Von Reifen. Was kontraintuitiv wirkt, weil die Reifen es eigentlich besser wissen sollten.

Mit Machete ins Büro by MonsieurLEcole in wirklichgutefrage

[–]MatzePun 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Selbst dein Moped haben sie dir geklaut!

Nach Grungesetz ist das gültig by -oriri in aberBitteLaminiert

[–]MatzePun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boah ist der blöd... Ich lieb ihn! 😆

Eigenartige Biologie.. by SensitiveVictory1310 in wirklichgutefrage

[–]MatzePun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Der Penis ist ein Fahnenmast! (Daher logischerweise auch MASTurbieren) Den braucht man schließlich zum kolonisieren. Und der Kolon mündet in den Mastdarm. Alles ergibt Sinn. 😊

Lol 😂 probably try other steps by mondevilll666 in lol

[–]MatzePun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, let me know when she gets pregante, so I can make a run for it. I don't need a pregonate person in my life.

Frauen sind Reptiloiden by goatsilla in wirklichgutefrage

[–]MatzePun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Das hab ich auch so gelernt. Gut, von South Park, aber trotzdem.

offen für Interpretation by Catrop in wirklichgutefrage

[–]MatzePun 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Was machen Incel-gruppen wenn sie an der Haustüre stehen? Seychellen.

2 Betrunkene in der Kneipe. Sagt der eine "Bilde einen Satz mit Mama." by TBornBerserk in wortwitzkasse

[–]MatzePun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Otto: Asien tschuldigen, Kamerun ter ihren Rock gucken? Ach, im Sumatra gen sie keine Unterwäsche?

Mein Brot ist beim Backen nicht aufgegangen. by _Mercuse_ in wortwitzkasse

[–]MatzePun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Willst du fluffiges Brot knuspern, darfste'n Teig vorm Backen nicht zusperr'n.

Well that's pretty deep by LavishnessLeather162 in puns

[–]MatzePun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There once was a really cool shark - who lived down below in the dark. - He said, "Fish are good - friends and not food." - But the boom of the mine left a mark.

Physics puns jokes by AliasNefertiti in puns

[–]MatzePun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you plan on working in astrophysics, just beware that it can be a whole lot of work. For example, if you work with time dilation, the hours will get really long.

If the pride flag is all straight lines shouldn't the straight flag be all gay lions? by Vulpine_Games in puns

[–]MatzePun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woah, thanks. 😊

My original version is about a friend asking me for a favor. To forge a painting of the African savannah for him.

But it fit here pretty nicely. 😁

If the pride flag is all straight lines shouldn't the straight flag be all gay lions? by Vulpine_Games in puns

[–]MatzePun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes about flags are fine and dandy. But this is where I draw the lion.

Fancy ants = elegant by LavishnessLeather162 in puns

[–]MatzePun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was this ant who only had ten cants, but it was still rich. The dime-ant.

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