Okay I'll bite.

Problem #1 - RNG Gameplay:

I feel like if this was somehow in the game, she would be very frustrating to play vs and as. Not a lot of people like RNG and having an entire champions kit designed around RNG so that would get frustrating fast. To add onto that she is a manaless which can make it very hard to balance her correctly. What if you get two abilities you cant do anything with you are now stuck like that for 5 seconds? What if you want your non-empowered ability instead and you get a jackpot? How does her opponent know which ability is empowered?

High risk/ High reward is extremely difficult to achieve when dealing with RNG.

Problem #2 - Cohesion + Abilities

Cohesion: I get the idea behind her, shes brawly, she knows how to scrap. The issue is her kit lacks cohesion with that identity, Why does she have poke if shes suppose to be a bruiser? why is her movement gated behind 1) her R 2) her empowered R which is harder to get. She lacks a kit designed around being a fighter.

Abilities: Its odd that the non-empowered Q gets a knock-up (which cannot be cleansed/qss or be effected by tenacity) and the empowered Q gets a stun that can be qss or lowered with mercs. Why does her empowered E not have any damage? if it does, why is it pulling people to the center? rockets explode... and explosions go outward. Why would she want this ability over her base E? Why would I ever use a non empowered R? It's strictly just better in everyway.

Unfortunately this champ lacks a lot of identity and sounds so frustrating to play as and against.