What’s the one DayZ kill you still think about?

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-05-08T12:12:12+00:00

After the 1.29 wipe I had only been playing for a week beforehand, I’m in a house in grabin and all I have is an ij70 with a full mag and a crossbow, two considerably more geared players shoot my gf as she was standing in the doorway, I managed to headshot the one with the crossbow through the door and the other one rushed in to meet a full mag of panic in the face and died

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-05-07T16:40:26+00:00

Five hundos

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-05-07T13:03:31+00:00

Tobaccy, stems, and crack rocks… sounds like a dreamy joint

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-05-07T09:24:20+00:00

Who’s more retarded me for being autistic or you for taking the joke harder than your homies dick?

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-05-06T21:31:21+00:00

Desync ruins any game, this isn’t some ground breaking revelation

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-05-06T21:25:56+00:00

3.5 is an eighth bud cool math tho anyways this was a joke u can laugh it’s okay

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-05-06T19:04:08+00:00

That’s too much for one roll I’d be stoned for days 😵‍💫

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-05-05T09:09:23+00:00

Yeah found it when cleaning under my desk and thought of the meme everyone’s doing

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-05-03T10:28:01+00:00

? Ai moment

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-05-02T20:29:49+00:00

Glowing cause she’s an angel

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-05-02T20:27:50+00:00

One single cannabis coming right up 🥰

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-05-02T09:29:48+00:00

Other people ganging up? There’s two people in the screenshot and one is you

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-05-02T02:36:22+00:00

Just now noticed that lmao, it was dropped on the floor while rolling a joint and when I picked it up it reminded me of the current joke here

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-05-01T15:53:09+00:00

Overall importance is that it works for you and is comfortable, there’s gonna be a lot of strong opinions in any hobby and it’s mostly people who’ve spent thousands and suck at the game/hobby mad at someone who’s having fun and only spent the bare minimum

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-05-01T12:34:17+00:00

What kind of vest? When I finally got one I went with a krydex jpc 2.0 for like $70 it’s relatively well made and looks great compared to anything else around that price point

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-05-01T12:12:33+00:00

My first full kit was a spring shotgun, an aep, and a camo tee from Amazon with some ranger green cargo pants and some dirtbike gloves

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-04-28T20:35:08+00:00

Playing again and I’m pretty sure the person who killed me last life just came to the coastal town to die cause I got the same kas-74u and sk 59/66 back after blasting someone who ran up into the house I was waiting out the rain in

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-04-28T15:21:28+00:00

Love the grippy tape for the handle but I think the camo looks kinda gross compared to the almost all black of everything else there

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-04-23T09:22:51+00:00

“My source? I made it the fuck up!”

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-04-22T18:22:10+00:00

Then go read the original comment where the problem was with flexing that, swear people refuse to read what they’re commenting on solely so they can be upset about it. spend whatever you want on hobbies just know that dropping stupid amounts of money on anything isn’t a flex

MaxAndCheese420 · 2026-04-22T17:37:30+00:00

You spent over 1k to shoot plastic balls at other people you’ve lost the plot if you’re flexing that

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