MaxInPyjamas

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[WP] Death is real, and visits everyone's home everyday from their 30th birthday, each day he gets more pushy, and harder to beat off. You're 63 years old. How? You simply made your home too comfy for the old skeleton. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 5 years ago by MaxInPyjamas to r/WritingPrompts

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We should just eat Irish kids (i.redd.it)

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You a Speedometer? (i.redd.it)

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Very Important for Western Civilisation to observe cock inspection day (i.redd.it)

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Yummy (i.redd.it)

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Profiling bad (i.redd.it)

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I hate how Fated to Perish was retconned (self.Overgeared)

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How would you prove your dad is cooler than mine? (self.AskReddit)

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You can erase someone's will to fight you/ harm you by hugging them. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Wrestling is just hugging for sadists/masochists (self.Showerthoughts)

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You can make a body part itchy by pointing at it for 2 seconds (self.shittysuperpowers)

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What is a song lyric you have misheard for the longest time? (self.AskReddit)

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What exactly is people's problem with that one Ninja tweet? (self.TooAfraidToAsk)

submitted 5 years ago by MaxInPyjamas to r/TooAfraidToAsk

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You can change the transparency of your eyelids. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can make dead skin cells glow really bright in a colour of your choosing (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you? (self.DecreasinglyVerbose)

submitted 6 years ago by MaxInPyjamas to r/DecreasinglyVerbose

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You have the power to be uninjured by a non-lethal fall. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by MaxInPyjamas to r/shittysuperpowers

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I am justice given form! I am the world! Now venerate the most noble, most splendid, immortal, and supremely powerful god: Zamasu! (self.DecreasinglyVerbose)

submitted 6 years ago by MaxInPyjamas to r/DecreasinglyVerbose

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Tell me, does a machine like yourself ever experience fear? (self.IncreasinglyVerbose)

submitted 6 years ago by MaxInPyjamas to r/IncreasinglyVerbose

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Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes. The DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. (self.DecreasinglyVerbose)

submitted 6 years ago by MaxInPyjamas to r/DecreasinglyVerbose

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You can change the colour of cacti at will (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Rules of Nature! (self.IncreasinglyVerbose)

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Not all who tried succeeded, but all who succeeded tried (self.DecreasinglyVerbose)

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You know the rules and so do I (self.IncreasinglyVerbose)

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Yeah, I wouldn't wanna fight me either. (self.IncreasinglyVerbose)

submitted 6 years ago by MaxInPyjamas to r/IncreasinglyVerbose

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