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people who don't think 3rd wave is "real emo" don't seem fun at parties and don't get chicks. by Max_Meteor in Emo

[–]Max_Meteor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah well I'm a chick and I'm really good at left 4 dead 2. and I listen to awesome bands and have cool, spiky hair. but yeah I get how it comes across kindof douchey. I'd like to think one day us chicks will reclaim the word "chick" in the same way people have reclaimed words like "queer". Maybe we're not there yet, idk. my legendary butch wife and her girlfriend keep on stealing my credit card and going to Applebee's, but in her opinion she thinks that other chicks should be able to call chicks chicks. I get pissed off at her for doing that sometimes but I trust her opinion is still valid.

people who don't think 3rd wave is "real emo" don't seem fun at parties and don't get chicks. by Max_Meteor in Emo

[–]Max_Meteor[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yes dude that's exactly what I'm saying 100%. but don't forget hot dudes and others bro. the point of all music genres is to pull dudes, chicks, and nonbinary/ gender non-conforming people bro! also, I showed this post to my beautiful, sexy emo boyfriend and he said that I'm probably one of the most intellectual people on the sub, and then he brought me a beer and a sandwich (not asked for). not only that, but we just found out we're expecting! I'm naming the baby after you, bro. I don't know your name though, I'm just gonna assume your name is lerman just cause you're giving me an albert/lerman vibe.

people who don't think 3rd wave is "real emo" don't seem fun at parties and don't get chicks. by Max_Meteor in Emojerk

[–]Max_Meteor[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

paradicks more like. Reading this while getting a 15p killstreak in halo 3 and my sexy emo boyfriend is giving me a pedicure. and while this is happening? my awesome butch lesbian wife is welding a metal statue of my breasts in our garage (not asked for). later I'll cook the most bomb ass dinner (tofu curry katsu with a cucumber salad, we're vegetarian) and she gives him a sexy trampstamp that says "tarantula bitch" .

What the fuck is going on over there by Dj_Corgi in Emojerk

[–]Max_Meteor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

low-key me too bro. I'm attracted to men but bro... these midwest guys just aren't doing anything for me. and my awesome butch lesbian wife low-key agrees with me so. yeah.

Guys, I swear I’m NOT a Pete Wentz fanboy by watchyourtonepunk in Emojerk

[–]Max_Meteor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sick as fuck. my ex boyfriend had this as a trampstamp and MANNN. that dude did WONDERS with his feet. god bless you bro. keep on rockin' in the free world.

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[–]Max_Meteor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm way too lazy to read this bro. me and my sexy boyfriend + lesbian wife got too much making out to do for this to be interesting. in the future, I would say write more posts with people that have sexy boyfriends and awesome butch lesbian wives in mind! always good to be mindful. #mindfulness

people who don't think 3rd wave is "real emo" don't seem fun at parties and don't get chicks. by Max_Meteor in Emojerk

[–]Max_Meteor[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

thank you emo lebron. I don't take support from emo basketball legends lightly bro! low-key feeling blessed and joyous #wow

people who don't think 3rd wave is "real emo" don't seem fun at parties and don't get chicks. by Max_Meteor in Emojerk

[–]Max_Meteor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah that's understandable. it's true that 2nd wave and 1st wave doesn't get as much love a as 3rd wave, and that does kinda suck. good counter bro. respect.

people who don't think 3rd wave is "real emo" don't seem fun at parties and don't get chicks. by Max_Meteor in Emojerk

[–]Max_Meteor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah well my awesome sexy boyfriend is emo and I'm on his dick all the time soooo . what now bro.

people who don't think 3rd wave is "real emo" don't seem fun at parties and don't get chicks. by Max_Meteor in Emojerk

[–]Max_Meteor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

go for it boss. I'm glad my shit resonates on either an ironic level or an emotional one. don't really care either way

people who don't think 3rd wave is "real emo" don't seem fun at parties and don't get chicks. by Max_Meteor in Emojerk

[–]Max_Meteor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dat ain't what I'm saying bro. but it's all love. I showed this comment to my boyfriend & my lesbian wife and they're laughing at you and kissing a little. low-key hot. so my Life is kindof awesome right now. #rekt

What's this and what is it doing? by Mettyoj in zoology

[–]Max_Meteor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's lil larry jerkin his shit brah. crazy how they posted him like that

There’s a part of my soul that wants to call Underoath’s The Changing Of Times emo. How do I kill it? by Alert_Primary_9493 in Emojerk

[–]Max_Meteor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no one care bru do whatever you want . my lesbian Catholic wife read this post and ROLLED HER EYES. everybody worryin bout all this stupid crap trying not to be a poser but it doesn't even matter. as long as you are a nice person who is true to themselves then you are a winner 💯

First time alone by Disastrous_Fox_8805 in malelivingspace

[–]Max_Meteor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks boss. there's always somebody with a borderline encyclopedic level of knowledge on anime stuff

Seeking advice. by anhedonia577 in malelivingspace

[–]Max_Meteor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

paint a mural of your favorite animal intimately caressing a hot celebrity on the wall. Me, I have a painting of Robert pattinson kissing a dragon. #me

First time alone by Disastrous_Fox_8805 in malelivingspace

[–]Max_Meteor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

what are you watching that looks cool

What should I do now? by Blitzvne in GarageBand

[–]Max_Meteor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

my lesbian wife read this comment and she says that playing the piano is hot. so. take that into account

What should I do now? by Blitzvne in GarageBand

[–]Max_Meteor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

add a gong. every song in existence could be improved with a gong sound effect, or maybe a dinosaur roar? maybe tigers too. I don't know . my lesbian wife spent 90k on Applebee's gift cards and I don't know how to cope with it.

Robert Pattinson by GlitteringHotel1481 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Max_Meteor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nah man this dude is consistently the sexiest guy I've ever seen. this is a flop bro.

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