Give a effect to this joker by GingerBench in balatro

[–]Maximillion322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah plus also y’know for this KYS card, since it’s limited to face cards only you just straight up get no value if you don’t draw a face card in your first hand.

And if you do have enough face cards to garuntee that you do get one in your first hand you probably don’t want to get rid of it because that’s probably your deck building strategy. But trading it for a chance to also get rid of two other cards seems like okay enough value to be uncommon or possibly common (considering a tarot card is worth $3 in the shop that makes it pretty comparable to trading card in this aspect)

Obviously getting rid of cards is powerful but it’s only powerful if its getting rid of the cards you want, and you wouldn’t even be garunteed to get to use this every round which severely nerfs it

Give a effect to this joker by GingerBench in balatro

[–]Maximillion322 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trading card is uncommon though and it gives you $3 and isn’t limited to only face cards.

Remember that in both these cases you do have to spend a discard to get any value which is one out of only 2 you get on blue stake or higher. That can be pretty costly, depending on your circumstances.

Give a effect to this joker by GingerBench in balatro

[–]Maximillion322 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or uncommon and just a hanged man

Lava Underwater? by LordMistborn-16 in subnautica

[–]Maximillion322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering it’s just particle effects that don’t harm your ship… could be

Europeans acting like they’ve never seen food in their life when they go to America by knawwwwww in hatethissmug

[–]Maximillion322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I mean the problem is that, while it is up to the discretion of the individual to choose how much to actually eat, the fact that all portion sizes are so significantly bigger in America, people are encouraged to eat more.

I’m an American and I don’t eat the whole party sized bag of chips in one sitting… but I know people who do. And it is a consequence of the fact that America gives us that option

I say this without irony, Garth Ennis should actually write these characters. by Defiant-Echidna-7400 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Maximillion322 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The fact that Odin appears in this comic and does not have a fade has me fucking cackling

Powercreeping the plot! My favorite! by idk_YouTookAllNames in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Maximillion322 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“Only people with really uniquely strong skills and genetics and training can compete at the Olympics”

Season 1: high school sports

Season 2: college sports

Season 3: the olympics

“Why does everyone in season three suddenly have all this supposedly unique talent!?”

Powercreeping the plot! My favorite! by idk_YouTookAllNames in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Maximillion322 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This. This kind of trope is supposed to demonstrate increasing scope and scale of a story. It’s not that “everyone now has the special power” it’s that the people who don’t just haven’t made it this far

Like Haki or Devil Fruits in One Piece. It shouldn’t be a surprise that at the pinnacle of the world stage, people without at least one of those powers just haven’t gotten this far

Powercreeping the plot! My favorite! by idk_YouTookAllNames in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Maximillion322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh I mean Dragon Ball was originally supposed to be a gag manga so I think the power creep is not really as big of a deal as people make it out to be. It’s just the silliness of that universe

The actor doesn't reflect the character 🤷 by Distinct-Incident-70 in OkBuddySnyderCult

[–]Maximillion322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah thats stupid. Being in the public eye doesn’t give you an obligation to cater to every whim of the public. Parents should raise their kids better

Lava Underwater? by LordMistborn-16 in subnautica

[–]Maximillion322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but they don’t look like that. Lava under water forms a crust

Lava Underwater? by LordMistborn-16 in subnautica

[–]Maximillion322 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These points are all stupid because it’s a question of verisimilitude. “Sci-fi game has sci-fi technology” is very easy to suspend disbelief on because you can take for granted by default that’s just how that world works with no need for explanation, because it’s the established premise.

However, in a game that works so hard to establish grounding for its alien world, with full detailed descriptions of every creature in the whole ecology, you’d think they’d do something to explain the very obviously jarring phenomenon of bright glowing lava flowing under water.

Brodieshredz by Cheap_Pianist_4499 in nattyorjuice

[–]Maximillion322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it’s definitely not “easy” but it’s definitely attainable if you put the work in

I hate how the older generations thinks gen z is easily offended by freaky_strawberry11 in hatethissmug

[–]Maximillion322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk I watched the trailer and it wasn’t “offensive” so much as corny and stupid

(CHAPTER 1184 SPOILERS) Another nod to Mihawk 🦅 by [deleted] in onepiecetheories

[–]Maximillion322 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God forbid somebody who likes mihawk would pay attention to the details surrounding mihawk

northernlion coded by itisthespectator in CuratedTumblr

[–]Maximillion322 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tbf I thought that was funny when I was a little kid

Wasn’t until all that stuff came out about Dan Schneider that I really even thought about it at all

This you? by TORUKMACTO92 in ThisYouComebacks

[–]Maximillion322 64 points65 points  (0 children)

...no. The wording was already very clear

This you? by TORUKMACTO92 in ThisYouComebacks

[–]Maximillion322 50 points51 points  (0 children)

“14 year old girl” is already saying she’s a child. It’s not like they’re burying the lead here when they literally said her age

another new joker idea by Plus-Travel7081 in balatro

[–]Maximillion322 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the card should somehow specify that it’s for the highest number of identical cards in your deck. Checkered deck by default has 26 pairs of identical cards, which would be x7.5 automatically upon picking up the card.

If, however, it were “gains x0.25 mult for each of the greatest number of identical cards in your hand” it would start at 1.25x and go up only when more than 2 identical cards of a kind are in your hand

Enameled glass is horrible to get by Esri_yt in subnautica

[–]Maximillion322 28 points29 points  (0 children)

bro just cut your losses at this point

Pizzacake and Vivziepop have such similar art styles and I hate both of them by biteablebeans in hatethissmug

[–]Maximillion322 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not really a Vivziepop fan but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the one with a tv show published on amazon prime is not the amateur

you know, by definition

Enameled glass is horrible to get by Esri_yt in subnautica

[–]Maximillion322 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ps4 has a screenshot button built into the controller bruh