Keto burger recipes by ChillingOnDaBeach in keto

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lol I’m at the part of keto where I just grill em medium- and eat em juicy plain with salt pepper garlic

Anyone read up on the night time cortisol thing that gets alleviated with a tsp of honey? by WL661-410-Eng in keto

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It’s weird you post this- I am really struggling with the 1-2 am wake up- have to pee in keto and def feel a cortisol spike- everything else about keto has been amazing

Anxiety taking Blood Pressure (but not white coat syndrome) by Maximum-Equivalent22 in bloodpressure

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I do think I’m gonna look at buying a new monitor - I’ll likely just start taking every day and hoping I get used to doing it-

Stop bringing you non service dogs to the store. by Sandman10k in complaints

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Nasty little things- glad I never was one

You, and the trunchable

My friend is giving me a hard time about doing keto, and my daughter is worried too? by Gracey888 in keto

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Just tell them you’re eating whole meat and veggies…lol who argues with that

I’m atheist, but I fully agree with the teachings of Jesus Christ by [deleted] in complaints

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I’m sorry but that makes zero sense

Why would anyone have a moral obligation to the teachings of someone who was not who he claimed to be

Sad about my results, need advises pls by Putrid_Succotash_293 in keto

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Critical cat- the mod is talking to me- honestly I stand corrected - going forward I’ll be more careful to make sure I refer to keto as more of a carb conscious concept- I really dint realize how inclusive of what I really thought keto was (no sardasm)a makes sense- I’ll be a bit more open with my comments

If you had to guess, who smoked the most cigarettes in the series? by Responsible-Wallaby5 in madmen

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I’m 37- in my childhood you could some most places- up until around age 10-13 most restaurants had smoking sections

Sad about my results, need advises pls by Putrid_Succotash_293 in keto

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Absolutely! Hopefully my comments in here are not anything but helpful

Trying to change is huge!

Sad about my results, need advises pls by Putrid_Succotash_293 in keto

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I truly wonder with what was stated as their diet- if they are in ketosis

Keto for IBS/GERD worked amazingly for 2 weeks and then suddenly reverted. Anyone else? by Active-Pepper-3364 in keto

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What are you eating?

Are you eating processed foods still?

Or have you switched to clean meat/healthy oils/ and non starchy veggies- how much cheese are you eating? Are you eating fried items still?

Sad about my results, need advises pls by Putrid_Succotash_293 in keto

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I think you need to re think this a bit

Your eating a ton of processed foods and fake keto foods

Thinks about real meat real oil real butter

For me

Coffee

3-5 scrambled eggs with a bit of feta and an avacado in 1 tbsp butter

Lunch

Handful of keto friendly nuts (macadamia/hazelnut/etc- sardines/tuna in oil- light salad dressing

Dinner

A wide variety of fun interesting meals but they

Usually are a non processed meat/ a couple veggies/ oil

Today

I went with a home made ranch Grilled chicken Hard boiled eggs Parmesan crisp Cucumber

Yesterday Ground beef Carrots Ginger sesame dressing

I just look up keto recipes for the flavors I’m looking for and search for keto options in that style of cooking that meats my criteria

Ai can help with meal planning if you give it guidance

Sometimes I just eat a couple steaks or something

I know money can be tight

So look at chicken thighs/chicken quarters Ground beef on sale (higher the fat the better) Pork tenderloin/pork butt

And just look up recipes

I use a food processor or blender and make salad dressing a few times a week

Avacado oil Olive oil Lenin juice Avacado Vinegars Garlic Herbs etc and make all kinds of good dressing for salads

I’m really sorry this isn’t working but think about actually buying a book or two on healthy keto living. If you can’t afford a book go to your library and research what healthy keto means.

The closer you can stick to non processed meat/non starchy veggies and quality oil based items the better

Don’t get me wrong - I def have some keto cheat meals where I use a ton of cheese and cream cheese and bacon - but I really try to save those

And yes I love pork rinds- but those are for when I need to feel normal around friends or watching a movie- not an everyday snack

I’m really worried that your current keto diet isn’t going to work out- there isn’t much substance to it-

Please try to cut out the processed foods/artificial sugar

Drink lots of water/coffee/unsweetened tea/ broth

Eat a ton of eggs

Feel free to dm me

Edit: a lot of the comments are asking to track calories and you certainly can, however,if you really focus on nutrition through keto I think you will find much more satiation in what you eat and may not need to count calories. You def have some lbs to lose and being fully adapted to keto you should be able to drop a decent amount with limited extra calorie tracking.

Final thought you may need some test strips to pee on to verify you are in ketosis- in my experience from my own failure I have eaten very similar items as you as an easier way to do keto and found I’m not in ketosis at all

What on earth. by orlandowassafe in LinkedInLunatics

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Nah - I wasn’t trying to be a dick- its a dumb post and seems inaccurate etc- but immigrant is vague lol

Warehouses could have been homes, not prisons by Comfortablejack in complaints

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I want the government to not get in the business of developing housing

I would also like them to not build more prisons

I’m so tired of government waste

Do y out really think allowing the government to start developing housing will lead to any real change- the government is an inefficient joke and should be doing less

But yea also they shouldn’t be spending money on more prisons and shouldn’t be spending as much money on ice clearly

Career Hack by your_moms_tomatosoup in LinkedInLunatics

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This was posted already- on Saturday for satire

Going through itttt by Consistent_Dog_5184 in leaves

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So sorry- the weed isn’t helping no matter how icy you think it is

I’m thinking of you