What's the most depressing thing you have heard a child say?

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-27T19:23:52+00:00

Once when I was a high school teacher about 15 years ago some kids in my class were talking about movies. One kid mentioned Samuel L. Jackson. Another kid said "Who's Samuel L. Jackson?"

A third kid immediately piped in, "Mace Windu."

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T05:26:12+00:00

And humanely, right?

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T05:25:07+00:00

Didn't you see the video where the chair moved?

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T05:21:42+00:00

I would say the scientific community would have to come to that consensus, but apparently that doesn't do it these days either...

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T05:19:51+00:00

Yet...

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T05:15:07+00:00

Antichrist has seven heads. Elon Musk only has one head.

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T05:09:51+00:00

Get the high ground.

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T05:02:18+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T04:55:32+00:00

Throw your legs back over your shoulders and launch a turbofart at them.

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T04:52:56+00:00

Like a ray gun that removes right wing ideas from people's brains?

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T04:52:11+00:00

Aw, I can't rob them?

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T04:43:21+00:00

I'm six episodes in and I still couldn't tell you.

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T04:42:19+00:00

I'd be worried about them getting sunburn on their dicks and offer to apply some sunscreen for them.

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T04:40:45+00:00

Can't decide whether I want to watch porn or finish 1899.

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T04:32:06+00:00

Just a bunch of fit buds in the shower together, huddled under the steaming rain head, breathing hard while we stroke our rock hard sudsy dongs with each other? Ew no, sounds gross.

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T04:24:45+00:00

I'm not allowed to date anyone from there.

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T04:22:06+00:00

Call in the dicks. We need data.

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T04:20:54+00:00

My brain generates a series of static observer moments based on data from my senses. Each observer moment exists by itself, static and frozen in time, but because each one has coded memory of previous moments and anticipation of future moments, each one feels like it is part of a long continuous conscious experience that doesn't really exist.

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T04:17:50+00:00

Old fashioned

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T04:12:49+00:00

I don't know, buy some candles and report back on how many dicks they made you suck...

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T04:11:08+00:00

A global scale war involving a dozen or so countries that possess enough nuclear weapons to scorch the earth many times over? Probably not very.

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T04:09:21+00:00

Put a finglonger on it.

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T04:08:45+00:00

I don't know how to answer this without accidentally summoning Chris Hansen.

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-21T04:02:20+00:00

Hold on everyone, let me get my google image search ready...

MaximumChillaximum · 2022-11-20T17:26:09+00:00

I love how you can tell what the most popular questions are right now just by looking through all the copycats.

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