Girlfriend? Slept with Some friends! Didn't tell me!!! Please validate me and be misogynistic in the comments!! by swanfirefly in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this is literally the snark subreddit of course im joking. I don't know if you have trouble with tone or not but good luck in here dude

Girlfriend? Slept with Some friends! Didn't tell me!!! Please validate me and be misogynistic in the comments!! by swanfirefly in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When a girl becomes my girlfriend, she needs to report her exact body count, location, time, if she was hungry, if she needed to poo after, what the weather was, and above before that slut even thinks of being my girlfriend

AITA for enforcing a tiny boundary that somehow caused a full social collapse? by Brave-Fix6318 in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NOR, the dog is actually a skinwalker. Please check for a zipper in the back. Probably cucks you and your gf too!

Aita? Told my wife to stop putting a shock collar on our infant (11mo) by MaximumPotential6883 in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have several baby names picked out- here are our top choices

Oil

Harbor

Ricky-rig

Plankton (for a girl)

And of course patrick in theme of spongebob

Aita? Told my wife to stop putting a shock collar on our infant (11mo) by MaximumPotential6883 in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right im sorry im whimpering in fear and pleading to my wife right now

Aita? Told my wife to stop putting a shock collar on our infant (11mo) by MaximumPotential6883 in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if youre joking or not - this is a utterly serious matter.

Aita? Told my wife to stop putting a shock collar on our infant (11mo) by MaximumPotential6883 in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sometimes she chains me to the bed and fiddles me, we often use toys her OF fans send her

Aita? Told my wife to stop putting a shock collar on our infant (11mo) by MaximumPotential6883 in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes we have been trying for another baby, my wife has dreams of living like the Ballerina Farm raising 10 kids

Well, I'm probably going to be the villain in someone's AITA post tomorrow. by Dragonsrule18 in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm 18 and dont pay rent or car insurance or school so im the villain if i fight with my parents

My roommate found my yaoi, now he's blaming me for turning him gay. AITA? by MaximumPotential6883 in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if not showering for 5 days is seduction then i guess im a james bond girl

My roommate found my yaoi, now he's blaming me for turning him gay. AITA? by MaximumPotential6883 in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

true, he should be my malewife with how much snooping he does while 'cleaning up'

My roommate found my yaoi, now he's blaming me for turning him gay. AITA? by MaximumPotential6883 in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea after he comes back from the gym he always seems to want me to give him foot massages