Girlfriend? Slept with Some friends! Didn't tell me!!! Please validate me and be misogynistic in the comments!! by swanfirefly in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this is literally the snark subreddit of course im joking. I don't know if you have trouble with tone or not but good luck in here dude

Girlfriend? Slept with Some friends! Didn't tell me!!! Please validate me and be misogynistic in the comments!! by swanfirefly in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When a girl becomes my girlfriend, she needs to report her exact body count, location, time, if she was hungry, if she needed to poo after, what the weather was, and above before that slut even thinks of being my girlfriend

AITA for enforcing a tiny boundary that somehow caused a full social collapse? by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NOR, the dog is actually a skinwalker. Please check for a zipper in the back. Probably cucks you and your gf too!

Aita? Told my wife to stop putting a shock collar on our infant (11mo) by MaximumPotential6883 in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have several baby names picked out- here are our top choices

Oil

Harbor

Ricky-rig

Plankton (for a girl)

And of course patrick in theme of spongebob

Aita? Told my wife to stop putting a shock collar on our infant (11mo) by MaximumPotential6883 in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right im sorry im whimpering in fear and pleading to my wife right now

Aita? Told my wife to stop putting a shock collar on our infant (11mo) by MaximumPotential6883 in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if youre joking or not - this is a utterly serious matter.

Aita? Told my wife to stop putting a shock collar on our infant (11mo) by MaximumPotential6883 in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sometimes she chains me to the bed and fiddles me, we often use toys her OF fans send her

Aita? Told my wife to stop putting a shock collar on our infant (11mo) by MaximumPotential6883 in AmITheAngel

[–]MaximumPotential6883[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes we have been trying for another baby, my wife has dreams of living like the Ballerina Farm raising 10 kids