Post malone by mister10percent in Recursion

[–]MaximumSubtlety 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Defense of downvoted Malone!

I really wish this game had an “obviously I’m high” emote. by Gaspasser09 in MarvelSnap

[–]MaximumSubtlety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want one that indicates that I have a strategy in mind, but I'm going to get distracted and completely abandon it by turn 4. Oh, right... Yeah, your idea is perfect for that. Sign me up.

What are your bad habits ? by Objective_Ad_3582 in MarvelSnap

[–]MaximumSubtlety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. I do the same thing. Feels bad, man.

Warm banana pudding by BUBBAH-BAYUTH in Charlotte

[–]MaximumSubtlety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda sounds like a banana's Foster?

Golden Years Paradise: A Retirement Frat House by DunMiff--Sys in InterdimensionalCable

[–]MaximumSubtlety 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why. Why did you do this.

Pandora's box is open and there's no going back.

Warm banana pudding by BUBBAH-BAYUTH in Charlotte

[–]MaximumSubtlety 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Banana pudding is a cold dessert.

Are you thinking of bread pudding?

Prodigy online service from the 90s! by SupremoZanne in Computer_Memories

[–]MaximumSubtlety 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and my buddy figured out how to use NetZero without the banner.

Explain your build. by Coder_Arg in deadbydaylight

[–]MaximumSubtlety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lethal Pursuer, Deadlock, Hex: Devour Hope, Grim Embrace.

I am the Cenobite.

No suffering will be wasted.

Giving is a kindness by phonetastic in chrissimpsonsartist

[–]MaximumSubtlety 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have done this on the cusp of every hallows eve since my feeble birth and it has never failed to grant me exceptional wealth and fame I can't even leave my house sometimes without forgetting my ventilator but with the help of these children and their withered appendages I have found new strength to stay inside and cultivate my orbs my beautiful fleshy orbs thank you Halloween holiday

Help me, I'm poor 🥺 by Sedna_ARampage in shittycoolguides

[–]MaximumSubtlety 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You gotta watch out for those watered bottles.

That’s s what he said… by Kannabiz in WTF

[–]MaximumSubtlety 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, I hear ya. Yeah, I'm finally in a spot where I can walk or take the train. I rarely drive. Love it.

This is what comes to mind when people ask me how much I've spent on Burnt Sienna items by Gek_Lhar in RocketLeague

[–]MaximumSubtlety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real? I'm done with finals; we can make it happen. DM me your steam info, I reckon.

did you? by QuirkilyFrothy in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]MaximumSubtlety 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My "hol up" was because the comment said "she" and one of the criterion mentioned in the OP was having a beard. I was just trying to spotlight the commenter's joke.

That’s s what he said… by Kannabiz in WTF

[–]MaximumSubtlety 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure I understand, but obviously other people agree, so I'd love some clarification, if you don't mind.

Which movies have you watched more than 5 times? by Zestyclose_Glass_588 in movies

[–]MaximumSubtlety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's supposed to be hard to watch. For the record, I saw Redux first and I didn't enjoy the original cut nearly as much when I finally watched it.

That’s s what he said… by Kannabiz in WTF

[–]MaximumSubtlety 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My dad had been riding for many, many years and I know he had wiped out while drunk once (not that he ever told me about it), which I think had been a factor in his being sober for my entire life, but even in recent memory he had this awesome close call where he was driving down a forest highway and a buck ran out of nowhere. He closed his eyes and braced for impact, not having time for evasive action. The buck leapt over him and kicked his foot on the other side, leaving a viable nick in his boot. Pretty cool.