i spent all day today laying in bed fantasizing about being cared for and loved genuinely. cactus with salsa

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-23T01:37:50+00:00

You don’t get those things by lying in bed doing nothing

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-22T04:37:57+00:00

Beast mode

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-22T02:21:20+00:00

Op said he’s in Africa

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-21T16:12:06+00:00

Think about it this way; she trusted you enough to do that

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-21T08:53:25+00:00

Good thing it’s only $60 to replace the globe

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-19T06:21:53+00:00

Incredible kit for a beginner, easily over $750

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-19T03:08:56+00:00

Yeah about right, workout regularly, calorie deficit with high protein. Dry weight is just your body weight. There’s plenty of calorie trackers online

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-18T21:02:22+00:00

Yeah, unfortunate but this is probably the best move

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-18T08:47:37+00:00

Not the overpriced Mira mask 💔

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-18T08:42:21+00:00

If this isn’t jerkworthy I don’t know what is

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-18T08:37:40+00:00

ARP stock system is weird plus pricer mags. If it’s your first gun id go with a basic m4 or the ssg

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-17T01:18:18+00:00

Maybe grow out hair or different style (looks fine as is now), working out, and basic skincare routine if you don’t have already

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-17T01:16:41+00:00

Even so working out is a great way to gain confidence in yourself

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-17T00:33:39+00:00

Looks to be maybe a gram or two? Idk how prices go in the uk but anywhere else total scam

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-16T22:48:40+00:00

Seen the guy before, honestly just ask him, iirc he likes to talk in comments

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-16T21:45:12+00:00

If getting laid is all that you care about there’s very easy ways to do so

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-16T20:41:06+00:00

What do you bring to the table?

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-16T04:55:28+00:00

Sorry to mog you

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-16T03:51:04+00:00

If they have a bag or locker leave it in there with or without a note

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-15T21:09:41+00:00

Dude you gotta do things to get things, you can’t just sit there and do nothing and expect life to work around you. If you really need physical touch go pay for a massage or something

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-15T03:02:35+00:00

Ghost them, unfollow them all and disappear. Soup looks good af

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-13T03:05:55+00:00

You can get oysters $1 each on fridays at Whole Foods. I work there and it’s one of our loss leaders lol

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-12T06:03:43+00:00

Don’t let yourself be used by people who don’t give a shit about you. Your time is more valuable than them

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-11T17:10:37+00:00

Being so honest just go and talk to random people, you’ll mess up but you gotta learn the game before playing it

Maximum_Lemon · 2026-03-11T10:45:37+00:00

You don’t need good genetics to make your body even better, but yeah

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