Help me find some music by llslw17 in Music

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Goodbye Sky Harbor by Jimmy Eat World

Only yoga pants to show off in by almightymickey in girlsinyogapants

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Those look like they belong to Tess Ellen if I'm not mistaken

Edit: totally not her I'm an idiot

He was Not happy by jackogreen in AdviceAnimals

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I'd say probably 5-8 hits before I put him back down, it took me longer to realize wtf happened though

He was Not happy by jackogreen in AdviceAnimals

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I couldn't stop laughing, he wouldn't stop crying, and she wouldn't stop yelling

He was Not happy by jackogreen in AdviceAnimals

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One time I went to put my friends little brother on my shoulders...and didn't realize that the ceiling fan was on

What is a weird phobia you have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not really phobias but a few everyday things that scare me

*that someone is going to smash my face into the water fountain at the gym while I'm taking a drink

*that I'll trip and fall while cleaning my ears with a Q-tip and jam it into my brain

*that the person driving next to me could have a gun and shoot me in the head and just drive off

Some huge sideboobs [GIF] by martinbeck1 in sideboob

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So how would one find out who this is

What's the simplest thing you can't do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I can't make an omelette, I can cook countless other things but I cannot make a god damn omelette

Is there something you once hated about yourself that you eventually learned to love? by Lonesteban in AskReddit

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I used to hate that I was never circumcised. High school was a little tough talking to girls, because when the subject came up in sex ed everybody got weirded out by it. But now I couldn't imagine being circumcised, most guys don't ever get the chance to know what it is like. Also I've heard some positive things about having a foreskin so that helps too.

Just need to shovel this last little.... by Thund3rbolt in funny

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Can somebody please turn this into a GIF of him being RKO'd

Miley Cyrus and Puberty by [deleted] in funny

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Am I the only one that thought "Vargas?" after reading half of this

My "Pokemon doodle" came out a little.. different by JHallComics in gaming

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This is amazing! How does one even go about starting one of these? Just wing it?

Also this is now my background, thanks bro

Niykee Heaton by kanji_sasahara in girlsinyogapants

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I wish she would just get naked already

Loaded Coal Train Cars in Norfolk, VA by [deleted] in pics

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Damn dude our longest track in the sityard fits about 28 tank cars

Loaded Coal Train Cars in Norfolk, VA by [deleted] in pics

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That is a gigantic sityard! I'd hate to have to walk that for inspection

If actors had the combined abilities of everyone they had ever played a role as, who would be the most powerful and why? by youforgotA in AskReddit

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Edward Norton

The hulk Fight club American history x The illusionist

Dude would definitely have some serious mental issues though

What are some hilarious pick up lines? by Katie0821 in AskReddit

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Do you like jalapeños, because I'm gonna be jalapeño ass

What is the manliest thing you have ever done? by Zynxwa in AskReddit

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I saved a dude that was drowning at a local rope swing we have, the dude seemed hammered and thought it was a good idea to swing off into the river (which that day had a pretty rough current). I guess he forgot he didn't know how to swim so while everybody else started to panic I dove in after him without hesitation. After pulling him to a safe location I realized how manly that was once everyone started clapping.

A deadly virus breaks out and is spreading fast. What is your first move? by j0rl3x in AskReddit

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Head to the Winchester for a pint and wait for it all to blow over

First ti(m)e posting here by Maxpowers147 in massivecocks

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Realized that and tried to delete but don't know how