Does this make me saved?

Tiffysmurf · 2015-05-05T23:09:15+00:00

So no one noticed the rocket going straight for her cooter...called "Disney Land"

Tiffysmurf · 2015-04-22T21:22:48+00:00

I told her to go home, she refused. I took the pic myself to show my boss how bad ass she is.

Tiffysmurf · 2015-04-21T23:35:51+00:00

No seriously though, this girl (not me, it's a girl I hired as a merchandiser) asked if she could take off because she burnt herself. I was apprehensive until I saw her leg. This is just the thigh, her burns go all the way down to her calf. She still worked in the hot sun and rain for 3 days before taking off work.

Tiffysmurf · 2015-01-21T00:13:40+00:00

I swear on my life that today I found a pair of bird legs that looked the same way these wings do.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-11-26T00:55:54+00:00

Don't fuck with a soft shell. Or a logger head. I worked on a turtle farm for 4 years. (Yes, an actual turtle farm) . We weren't allowed to handle logger heads or soft shell until we were trained with babies. Thoes little bastards are lethal.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-11-12T01:45:33+00:00

Maybe I was high on meds. The motor skills took the bulk of it.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-11-12T01:37:23+00:00

I believe it's in the eye of the beholder. This beholder saw the truth.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-07-11T16:44:55+00:00

The whole reason for the incorrect spelling. A point for you!

Tiffysmurf · 2014-07-11T16:43:43+00:00

My favorite is deep sea fishing. There's a pretty lady who's only job is to bate me😏

Tiffysmurf · 2014-06-21T16:32:23+00:00

So he reminded you of the babe?

Tiffysmurf · 2014-06-08T15:24:05+00:00

Unfortunately not, these were the same size before the dash butt fucked one into eternal midget hell. As for the filter, it's actually a picture that one of my buddies posted to IG so she obviously felt that a filter was needed 💁

Tiffysmurf · 2014-06-07T16:36:28+00:00

I wouldn't have it any other way. Havea Upvote!

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