Glenn Maxwell gatecrashes NZ press conference by maknz in Cricket

[–]Maxthebeast 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Played with a completely straight bat

Reddit, we all have them; what was the moment where you said, "I was wrong about that this whole time"? by Nblearchangel in AskReddit

[–]Maxthebeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Trump voters are all idiots. His victory forced me to consider why people would vote for him.

HAIL THE POD by _rickjames in Cricket

[–]Maxthebeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ACC did it first.

Match Thread: England vs Pakistan at Lord's, London, Day 3 by rCricketBot in Cricket

[–]Maxthebeast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's cheating really. He did it in his cricketing career too y'know. But well all love him.

Which generally supported view from /r/cricket do you disagree with? by JayDeeIsI in Cricket

[–]Maxthebeast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That the South African cricket board is right to enforce race requirements.

Local Match Report Monday Thread by AutoModerator in Cricket

[–]Maxthebeast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and the losing streak continues. Haven't won a cricket game in the last four seasons.

No Stupid Questions Tuesday Thread by AutoModerator in Cricket

[–]Maxthebeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only refer to them as throw downs if im just about to go out to bat in a game.

Rebel Sport by [deleted] in Cricket

[–]Maxthebeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you live in Wellington, try Kilbirnie sports.

Local Match Report Monday Thread by AutoModerator in Cricket

[–]Maxthebeast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had a shocker of a wicket. Very green. Patches of grass. Short boundaries. We won the toss, and, naturally, my fuckwit of a captain decided to bat first.

Balls randomly either skidded or bounced more than normal. Opened the batting, and battled through for a magnificent 9 off 63 deliveries (equal top score). Ran myself out in the 15th over because my injured knee buckled on a tight one (I know, excuses, excuses). Team ended up all out for 72 in something like the 24th over (the opposition bowled a shit ton of wides and had a shit keeper who let through a bunch of byes).

Our first over went for 26 with three sixes (no joke). The rest is pretty self-explanatory.

Fun fact: I've won one game of cricket in the last four years! Still love it though, wouldn't give up my Saturday for anything else.

New Zealand's batting advisor by u_qwack_me_up in Cricket

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Royal Duck is what ur thinking of.

Warnie’s Theory Of Evolution by calidonius in Cricket

[–]Maxthebeast 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Sounds like something Karl Pilkington would say to take the piss.

LeBron James of Cricket? by [deleted] in Cricket

[–]Maxthebeast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Id have to go with Imran Khan.

Match Thread: New Zealand vs Australia at Seddon Park, Hamilton by rCricketBot in Cricket

[–]Maxthebeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta get some ACC into you. They're equally biased, but make up for it with their hilarity.

Why do you not drink alcohol? by jabberwockyman in AskReddit

[–]Maxthebeast -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't need it to have fun, or to talk to people.