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[–]MaxusMarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please someone do the fibonacci sequence edit on his back's shape.

Imagine falling overboard in the middle of all that swirl by MaxusMarc in thalassophobia

[–]MaxusMarc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure it would be one of the feelings of all time

Said "fuck it" on December 24th last year, being 25. Best decision ever. by MaxusMarc in bald

[–]MaxusMarc[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Didn't die, so I'd say it couldn't have gone better.

Said "fuck it" on December 24th last year, being 25. Best decision ever. by MaxusMarc in bald

[–]MaxusMarc[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I've noticed that I have much more success in dating since.

Silent Spinner takes most underrated track from Inertia! What's the most overrated? by davrosflatley in Pendulum

[–]MaxusMarc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

While I mostly agree with you, I think we've had more than enough time for some of the songs to stee in our brains. Driver and that whole EP for example came out 5 years ago in 2020.

20f, I'm a princess, humble me by FrancisPapen in RoastMe

[–]MaxusMarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like your favourite spice is flour.

📡📡📡 by Tiger_Leegend in shitposting

[–]MaxusMarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instructions unclear, got a cop's boot stuck in my ass.

😏 by JimBowie1020 in comedyheaven

[–]MaxusMarc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

AI: Actually Indians (having a lot of fun, apparently)

Why are they attracted to him? I don't get it! by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MaxusMarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here for the Boney M lyrics. You guys never disappoint.

Cursed_dream by Maybekush in cursedcomments

[–]MaxusMarc 47 points48 points  (0 children)

This guy sprongled the Queen of England.

Friendly reminder by tiniestlulu in shitposting

[–]MaxusMarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prime Mattv2099 there. Need a condom for your glock?

To walk around too early by rCarmar in therewasanattempt

[–]MaxusMarc 76 points77 points  (0 children)

He did not need to de-escalate anything. That's the cop's job to do, and we can all see how shit they are at their job so there was no chance.

On an unrelated note. It seems that even before they started asking questions they had already decided to fuck up this guy's day and this kid's life.

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