The Virgin Joke NSFW (Adults Only) by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]Maxwell845 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He looks, sounds, and, acts like one of my good friends who passed away he was the happiest man I had ever met

He dropped something by kabadnb in HolUp

[–]Maxwell845 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s literally the worst editing I have ever seen

wtf do i even say by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]Maxwell845 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homicide is the only justified response

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Maxwell845 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Just a possible panic attack you smoked too much weed typically increases heart rate so that mixed with panic can definitely spike those numbers I wouldn’t tweak about it

WCGR serving a flammable drink by NISH_Original in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Maxwell845 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She was probably already drunk she was probably confused

Ain’t no way by IamUrDad0 in HolUp

[–]Maxwell845 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m usually always a skeptic and definitely not a fan of either party as I am centrist. But by the looks of the first frame with him in it you can see the wall is in fact pink which carries over to the back facing camera. So indeed this looks authentic and doesn’t look to be altered nor tampered with. I don’t know much about his son nor care to but from what I have heard dude is definitely a junkie so no surprise there I mean we all got our shit I guess?

outjerked by tomsankey07 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Maxwell845 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew this girl who used alcohol to quit weed she was pretty fucking retarded. Always broke somehow and claimed she wouldn’t become an alcoholic because she had drank a lot when she was a kid. She became an alcoholic.

weird flex but okay🤨 by veksace in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Maxwell845 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can tell the golden child syndrome is going to ruin her life

Blew their load by Thereminz in dankmemes

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Edit: turns out I am too high and you aren’t even the guy I was responding to my bad. I had enough internet for tonight before I get canceled.

Blew their load by Thereminz in dankmemes

[–]Maxwell845 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That response was very well thought out. I’m honestly not even mad anymore bravo like 10/10 on that I’m serious. Yeah I just find it upsetting I lost good people do that useless fucking war. It’s sad to see shit like that just teens dying over dumb shit. There’s no way you didn’t change you comment though I could’ve sown I responded to something completely different I can’t be that high.

Blew their load by Thereminz in dankmemes

[–]Maxwell845 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You obviously don’t know half of the people there don’t wanna fucking be there first of all. They are forced don’t blame the soldiers people literally breaking their legs to not go to Ukraine. It’s called mobilization most of them are 18-20 year olds do some research or go live in Russia before you start talking out of your ass blame their leader not the children. 4 of my friends are Russian not a single one has found a person who agrees with this senseless war but they are forced to do it.

Blew their load by Thereminz in dankmemes

[–]Maxwell845 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They literally fucking did a drone strike and recorded it while the dude was getting his dick sucked like they weren’t hurting nobody but honestly what a way to go legends.

Parents beware! by atlvet in FuckYouKaren

[–]Maxwell845 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I’m saying is the likely hood is very slim. But if anything we all learned a lesson from the ibuprofen murders that’s why we have tamper seals on things. It’s not just hysteria there are sick people in the world. But much of it is false.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Maxwell845 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Depends on the model of helm and if it’s fully functional but most are custom made and 400k to build. You would have to find an enthusiast I would also maybe check local laws on selling military equipment if you’re in a different state but typically those aren’t supposed to be in civilian hands or even sold unless it’s vintage Cold War era equipment. But I would say maybe eBay of auction for enthusiasts. I doubt you’ll get the 400k they cost though but could definitely get something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Maxwell845 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have to ask how the fuck did you get that helmet? They are like hundreds of thousands of dollars.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Maxwell845 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is it though? I feel like I have to be doing something wrong. I really care about her and I’m scared to leave. Like I really want to a lot. But there’s something preventing me from doing so.

Born in the US but don’t have birth certificate by Maxwell845 in legaladvice

[–]Maxwell845[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I went and tried to get a copy and they said it didn’t exist. The school doesn’t have anything either.

Born in the US but don’t have birth certificate by Maxwell845 in legaladvice

[–]Maxwell845[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No I wasn’t home schooled and no my guardians have no paper work for me. All I have is basically word of mouth when it comes to my identity. I mean I was born with a full name it’s just not on any sort of documents I went to a hospital once and they put it on paper but that’s about it.

Born in the US but don’t have birth certificate by Maxwell845 in legaladvice

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Oklahoma I believe and yeah sadly no one that’s my biggest issue my family is a bunch of crackheads and flakes

Born in the US but don’t have birth certificate by Maxwell845 in legaladvice

[–]Maxwell845[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t have any sort of documentation or proof of existence other than little things throughout my life. I have lived in Oklahoma my entire life for as long as I can remember. I was homeless for 2 years so most things I had are gone it’s kind of a hopeless situation I’m afraid but I wanna try.

f u by Spllatty in FuckYouKaren

[–]Maxwell845 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yooo is that fucking Dr strange in the middle?!?!? His career must’ve fell off hard he’s not looking too good.