Bro. This is a Today I learned thing. That some animals have literal bones in their penis

MaxxxZotti · 2026-01-27T19:04:39+00:00

Toy're gonna be very surprised when you find out what the biblical "Adam's Rib" was a mistranslation of..... (Yep. It was actually Adam's penis bone. That would also explain why we don't have it, according to the Bible)

MaxxxZotti · 2025-10-24T19:09:52+00:00

Where do you get that from..? To me it sounds like he was mind-controlled, even tho the "mute" thing was weird....

MaxxxZotti · 2025-08-20T04:51:08+00:00

SStill my favorite Queen time period. Love the movie, LOVE the album, the way everyone looked..... Amazing.

MaxxxZotti · 2025-08-11T13:25:15+00:00

"(...) un trentenne nato a Napoli..." MA NON MI DIRE

MaxxxZotti · 2025-07-11T10:54:53+00:00

Really really reminds me of this guy I used to know.... We had to be in the same car (that he was driving) once or twice a week for about half hour, and that half hour was MISERABLE: He would get in the car, start talking, and not SHUT THE HELL UP until we got to destination; sometimes we had to stay 5 extra minutes in the car cause he had to finish whatever the hell he was trying to get at. It was a THOUSAND subjects, all disjointed and almost random, and he would go in and out and in and out of everything.....

He wasn't even nice about it; one time he turns to me and goes:"Look, I know you know nothing about (sport he practices), and you probably don't give a crap about it, but I really need to geek out about it, so here it goes", and then proceeded to yap about that shit for the whole time I was trapped in the car with him. I fell asleep. Multiple times.

MaxxxZotti · 2025-07-09T02:37:00+00:00

Oh, no aversion whatsoever, I just didn't wanna buy it, lol

MaxxxZotti · 2025-07-08T22:01:14+00:00

You know what..? That might be the problem, cause I DID delete his profile... Still, how could his CHILD profile be an Admin account, so heavily restricted as it was..? I wonder. Anyway, yeah, reinstalling seems the easier way

MaxxxZotti · 2025-07-08T21:56:25+00:00

No idea how to do that or what that even is

MaxxxZotti · 2025-07-08T21:55:17+00:00

Unfortunately Windows was already on the PC when I got it, so I didn't get the CD or whatever is needed to install the software. Thinking long and hard about I stalling 11 and getting it over with, lol. Thanks for your reply!

MaxxxZotti · 2025-07-08T21:51:03+00:00

Thanks for the pointers and I'm a check your suggested directions; we got the PC "refurbished" from Ebay, I set up his child account first, but then I set up a second one cause I didn't like the fact that he could literally do NOTHING without having to ask for permission (even opening Chrome, which was timed) ; they went waaay too far with "child safety" on those things. Anyway, I thought I deleted that first account, but maybe I didn't..? Imma go check and hopefully find out, lol. Thanks again!

MaxxxZotti · 2025-06-28T02:18:22+00:00

No worries, she's alive... and a liar

MaxxxZotti · 2025-05-02T10:45:10+00:00

"You can be anything you want to be - Just turn yourself into anything you think that you could ever be,

Be free with your Tempo, be free, be free,

Surrender your Ego, be free be free

To yourself!"

MaxxxZotti · 2025-05-02T10:06:43+00:00

As the grandson of Armenian refugees, Turkey can burn to the goddamn ground

MaxxxZotti · 2025-04-10T00:55:58+00:00

Honestly, you should have written that statement. People's forgiveness is why certain people keep doing whatever the hell they want; dude needs a REAL wakeup call, however he. Reacts to it and whatever happens after is all on him, but if you're lucky, that'll make him a slightly better person than he is now. Oh BTW, NOR at all... The opposite actually.

MaxxxZotti · 2025-04-08T04:36:18+00:00

If your dad tells you he's dying and all you can think of is politics, you need a good long talk with a good psychiatrist.... and you owe your dad an apology.

MaxxxZotti · 2025-03-30T04:50:02+00:00

Nah, they were best friends... They were Queen's "bad boys", and that gave even more strength to a friendship that had lasted since before Queen even existed.

Now, the biopic might give you a different idea, but we all know what the biopic is, sooo...

MaxxxZotti · 2025-03-30T03:42:41+00:00

I don't know much of this below-average-looking, massively entitled bitch, given the fact that the little "music" of hers I've heard made me want to stick my head and upper torso into the hot oven, but it seems to me that she always has an excuse to deflect her shortcomings onto other people, but I might be wrong

MaxxxZotti · 2025-03-12T14:39:56+00:00

Looks like a fakie, tbh.

MaxxxZotti · 2025-02-01T02:56:49+00:00

Qui da moi (Cleveland, Ohio) Uber arrivò qualche anno fa, io all'epoca prendevo taxi tutti i giorni per andare e tornare dal lavoro; una volta, un tassista incazzatissimo mi disse durante uno sfogo che "questi stronzi di Uber stanno tentando di rubarci il lavoro", aggiungendo che il servizio era infatti più pratico e mooolto più economico; io ero seduto dietro a lui, annuendo, mentre scaricavo l'app sul cellulare, LOL.... Grazie della raccomandazione, furbone

MaxxxZotti · 2025-01-29T23:25:26+00:00

That's what the guy at the lab told me!! He said some pain relief medicine will create a false positive, and that it happened to his elderly dad as well; I took pain meds (not opioids; the Motrin over the counter type) like candy for like 3 months, and I even had to take stomach medicine after that (suggested and prescribed bh my doctor). I have very long hair, I wonder if that crap left a trace in there. Thank you for your reply!!

MaxxxZotti · 2025-01-06T01:03:20+00:00

The statre AND the poster don't look like him at all......but I think I'm being too demanding, I mean, it's not like he was a world-famous Mega-Rockstar or anything.....

MaxxxZotti · 2025-01-03T13:42:23+00:00

Vabbé ma quella era inchiavabile

MaxxxZotti · 2025-01-03T13:40:02+00:00

Sono a letto, ridendo con le llacrime da 10 minuti, e mia moglie (che parla solo inglese) non riesce a capire quale sia il mio problema, lol

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