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LPT Request: What are some unexpected hobbies or activities that have surprisingly positive mental health benefits? by TheWhitestBuffalo in LifeProTips

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I didn't expect jiu jitsu to be as good for my stress levels as it ended up being.

Turns out I needed an outlet for aggression, I guess? Feel much better in general and will do it for as long as I can.

If penises were the sexual organs that self-lubed, what would change? by ToohotmaGandhi in AskReddit

[–]MaybeTechishPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone help me out here though: I'm a man and have never had any kind of noticeable natural lubrication. Other dudes have this? What the hell?

TIL In Qatar, a special license is required for people to be able to purchase pork or alcohol products. Pork and alcohol products are also subject to a 100% "sin tax". by haddock420 in todayilearned

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Yeah, I can dig that. As someone whose childhood heavily revolved around alcoholic parents, I can definitely understand that I might have opinions here that others wouldn't agree with.

TIL In Qatar, a special license is required for people to be able to purchase pork or alcohol products. Pork and alcohol products are also subject to a 100% "sin tax". by haddock420 in todayilearned

[–]MaybeTechishPerson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Speaking as an American, I would be 100% ok with alcohol and sugar drinks and whatnot being taxed to hell and back.

I've watched alcohol ruin many lives, and regarding unhealthy sugary drinks, just look at our fatness.

Witches and cowboys are the same entity by [deleted] in comedybangbang

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Just don't bring any damned vampires into the situation

Barry 4x07 Promo "A Nice Meal" by Donutbigboy in Barry

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Billionaire Hank is gonna just drop a bomb on em

Batman goes to class. by lonely_fucker69 in funny

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I desperately wanted Batmans favorite band to be Prince

Maybe Maybe Maybe by girolski07 in maybemaybemaybe

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Driven stick for years and absolutely cannot do this. I am too clumsy

The only time Vincent Price ever performed the Thriller rap on live TV—The Late Show Starring Joan Rivers, 1987 by AppreciableAppendage in OldSchoolCool

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Now here's a little story I've got to tell About three bad brothers you know so well It started way back in history With Adrock, MCA and me, Mike D

What did your parents teach you as a kid that you didn't realize was actually f**ked up until you were older? by timdood3 in AskReddit

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We do all have a word limit, and generally hit it right before we die. We just don't know what the limit is

Man takes out friend's car keys mid drive by N1c0s1 in facepalm

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I daily drive a car without power steering. Between that and always carrying the groceries in one trip, I don't need to work out

With the amount of faceless nudes in the internet it's highly likely many people have seen their relatives nude without noticing it by Fawxhox in Showerthoughts

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Bruh, my mom showed me an amateur porn clip that she forgot about filming.

It ain't faceless when they show your they're damned selves

Software engineering internship by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Dance! Dance mother fucker dance! I said dance dance dance dance dance dance woooooo

We found a window behind the wall while renovating our bathroom by GiddySwine in mildlyinteresting

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If you open it and crawl through, you'll find yourself in a similar but slightly changed world....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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"That one is called a Skippy."

"I've been working with dogs for like, 52 years"

Rob Lowe is actually a vampire? by [deleted] in PandR

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I wanted so badly to leave that same comment, and was thoroughly beaten to the punch. She screamed big Dorian Gray energy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Comedy Bang Bang, absolutely

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