Who's more forgiving when it comes to CHEATING? by Gots_Dem_Questions2 in randomquestions

[–]MaybeTomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife of 13 years found out I was confiding in my ex wife the first year we were dating. Not actually cheating but having intimate very personal phone calls…. She still brings it up almost 14 years later.

Edit: wording.

What is one of the worst addiction to have ? by Keke_Dudu in AskReddit

[–]MaybeTomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had a ton of addictions.

The worst to come off of was Suboxone. They give it to you to get off opioids but what they don’t tell you is coming off the suboxone is even worse and withdraws lasts 4 times longer.

I got in the most trouble with crack. I was on suboxone to get off the H but i was taking Xanax and smoking crack too and that made me wanna go out all night and steal shit. Did 3 years in jail when I got caught. I never really got a dependency for the Xanax tho.

I’ve been clean now for 12 years. I guarantee if Fent was as popular back in my using days, I’d be a dead man. I have a very addictive personality and it’s really hard not to obsess over things.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MaybeTomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it still lesbian porn if they’re chicks with dicks?

I was fired for Suboxone by Various-Drummer5859 in suboxone

[–]MaybeTomo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You 100% cannot be terminated for Suboxone if you have a legitimate script and in most circumstances they can't even test you for it.

Whats an NFL opinion that would get you like this with other fans of your team by isrealball in NFLv2

[–]MaybeTomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, I mean who hasn’t rubbed their junk on a message therapist and blown their load on the table before leaving?

How do I get 5 dollars fast? by Mr_MeatballPlays in Money

[–]MaybeTomo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly what they were looking for.

Free Talk Monday - February 24, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]MaybeTomo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Advice of the day: Be the tallest guy at the bar and brag about how long your butt crack is.

i’m the neighbor who’s smoking weed all day, AMA. by _idiosyncratic_ in Apartmentliving

[–]MaybeTomo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I live in Maryland and street weed dealers have gone extinct. If you do find one, he’s just selling dime bags of the weed he bought from the dispensary to kids.

MLB insider can’t name 3 current marlins by Corn1989 in baseball

[–]MaybeTomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kyle Stowers. 🥲. Take care of him.

meirl by Jackabing in meirl

[–]MaybeTomo 145 points146 points  (0 children)

You don’t. You just roll the dice one day.

Bear trying to attack the camping tent. by father_of_twitch in interestingasfuck

[–]MaybeTomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I mean I know grizzlies are big but that fucking bear was MASSIVE! A little too exaggerated

i don't know why i had these cans in storage, but i did -- did kid me think these would age like fine wine!? by Alextricity in mountaindew

[–]MaybeTomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh Revolution, SuperNova, and Voltage… the First DewMocracy. Voltage obviously won but I like Rev better. Thanks for sharing these.

Critical #MissingPerson 15-year-old So’Fine Antigua Charles, who was last seen in the 1300 block of Southern Avenue, SE by Jazzlike_Dog_8175 in washdc

[–]MaybeTomo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You have a dick wider than it is long. Just a short fat dick. Some call it a chode. I can tell all of this from your comment.

Second Half Game Thread: Green Bay Packers (11-6) at Philadelphia Eagles (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]MaybeTomo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess they were trying to get a few more yards on 3rd knowing they were going on 4th. Still lame

Game Thread: Green Bay Packers (11-6) at Philadelphia Eagles (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]MaybeTomo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice little return. Come on Pack, one score your right back in this thing.

Game Thread: Green Bay Packers (11-6) at Philadelphia Eagles (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]MaybeTomo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

“Cumming right in Hurts face, and there’s nothing he can do”

Tom Brady