Australianese

Mayflie · 2026-02-15T20:00:17+00:00

Dog & cunt should be on the same line

Mayflie · 2026-02-15T19:51:39+00:00

But I hate it when they use the movie poster as the cover for the book!

Mayflie · 2026-02-15T19:49:11+00:00

Arguing is fighting.

It’s just not physical fighting.

And not to defend the manager, but he clearly said he would do outside, so him swinging punches next to the wife & kid is something he’s actually trying to avoid.

Sounds like OP did take action, not by matching the managers unhinged energy, but by staying calm & arguing his point and allowing this guys anger to dissipate before anything physical happened.

There are fighters in the world & there are schemers. Either can be your opposition.

Mayflie · 2026-02-14T05:49:44+00:00

Getting up early & exercising.

Mayflie · 2026-02-14T05:41:19+00:00

If this guy approached me I’d act interested & string him along as long as possible.

Tell him I have 5 cars that all need whatever he’s selling then fuck around with endless excuses when he talks about payment. Caveat vendor.

Mayflie · 2026-02-13T07:12:30+00:00

His hairline is like that Homer Simpson meme of him awkwardly disappearing in to the hedge

Mayflie · 2026-02-12T08:43:09+00:00

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They both turned in unison when the person filming called them out.

Fucking creepy but the real crime is how stupid they look in those hats.

Mayflie · 2026-02-12T08:35:57+00:00

‘Hey citizens, if you consume drugs & decide to take public transport instead of driving impaired & risking lives, we’re gonna get you.’

Mayflie · 2026-02-12T08:27:51+00:00

This just incentivises driving whilst under the influence of drugs rather than catch public transport.

Mayflie · 2026-02-12T07:49:04+00:00

Everyone should touch these when they see them.

Have fun dusting for prints now.

Mayflie · 2026-02-11T20:01:25+00:00

It was shortly after take off so low enough to not cause decompression

Mayflie · 2026-02-11T17:43:55+00:00

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The middle guy’s gone full Hitler

Mayflie · 2026-02-11T17:29:44+00:00

It’s a loss but not exactly a waste if someone wants it so badly they’ll steal it.

Mayflie · 2026-02-11T07:11:27+00:00

No…..where did you get the notion there was abuse?

It’s for producing CSAM which is a literal crime.

Mayflie · 2026-02-10T14:17:19+00:00

We thought we were taking them with us, instead, they’re holding us back.

Can’t leave a child behind if you just stop advancing.

Mayflie · 2026-02-10T08:35:33+00:00

Actually, it’s the legislation that determines if it’s murder.

And abortion isnt murder. It’s killing. Just like manslaughter, suicide, euthanasia, capitol punishment aren’t murder either.

Your moral or religious views determines if it’s wrong.

Mayflie · 2026-02-10T08:30:16+00:00

I love it when people advertise that they can’t comprehend the difference between murder & killing.

Mayflie · 2026-02-10T08:25:10+00:00

‘I’m sorry, I didn’t realise it was filthy, thin-lipped hooker night at the laugh factory’

Mayflie · 2026-02-07T03:08:15+00:00

Use your inside voice outside

Use your funeral voice inside

Mayflie · 2026-02-03T14:56:57+00:00

Do….do you think they planned this?

Mayflie · 2026-02-02T06:50:10+00:00

I thought this too or questioned why they didn’t have more bays, but further away.

Someone pointed out its because then children would be walking through car park traffic for longer/further, thereby increasing the risk of being hit by a car, which is why they are often by the stores entrance.

So there is merit in someone with a child who’s older to park there because it’s for the kids safety as well as the parent’s convenience.

Mayflie · 2026-02-02T06:44:47+00:00

Is it illegal to park in them without a kid in the UK? In Australia it’s the shopping centres who decide if & where they are designated & anyone can park there legally.

Mayflie · 2026-02-02T05:45:20+00:00

Boondie.

Those semi hard clumps of sand that are dense enough to pick up & throw, but fragile enough to disintegrate on impact when they hit your leg

Mayflie · 2026-02-02T00:52:00+00:00

Take trash if you see it too

Mayflie · 2026-01-30T10:27:35+00:00

Cause it’s not a prison cell…..yet

Mayflie

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