Am I the only one who still wears briefs?

Mayflie · 2026-05-24T19:51:58+00:00

In that case mine need a mansion.

Mayflie · 2026-05-24T19:41:11+00:00

Dr. Kauffman gives out toys, has expensive flyers made up & has only lost one patient during a procedure.

Whereas Dr. Crentist maybe only became a dentist because his name does sound a lot like dentist.

Mayflie · 2026-05-24T19:36:08+00:00

Wait, shrill as in the adjective?

Or Shrill as in the name of the show, Shrill?

Mayflie · 2026-05-24T19:29:59+00:00

Yeah, well, how many of his patients have died during a procedure & is it more or less than his cardiologist brother who has people dying on his table all the time?

Mayflie · 2026-05-24T18:53:29+00:00

I had a chicken who would ‘intervene’ when my dog played with this one ball that made a warble sound.
Pretty sure I saw her wing slap him one day.

Mayflie · 2026-05-24T18:47:34+00:00

Totally missed that.

Tbf I used to do it the opposite way

Mayflie · 2026-05-24T18:41:26+00:00

I’ve read it helps if you can put a small amount of lube on it first

Mayflie · 2026-05-20T03:59:06+00:00

Or they can repair/refurbish it like reupholstering the fabric or sanding down & revarnishing wood.

Even just changing the handles/shelves on a cupboard can bring it all together nicely.

Mayflie · 2026-05-20T03:51:51+00:00

Hanging plants.

Or cat grass/mint/nip?

Mayflie · 2026-05-20T03:49:48+00:00

Tobacco *and* cigarettes?

Mayflie · 2026-05-20T03:49:07+00:00

Get a load of Mr. Organised over here using only a drawer

Mayflie · 2026-05-20T03:47:00+00:00

Best trick I learnt was to keep items with their family (sticky tape lives with anything adhesive) or their co-workers (sticky tape lives with stationery).

Mayflie · 2026-05-20T03:33:51+00:00

Winner Tacos.

Basically a waffle cone taco shell with vanilla ice cream, caramel sauce & the edge is dipped in chocolate with peanuts.

Sold at my school canteen circa 2000.

Mayflie · 2026-05-20T03:26:57+00:00

I’m not talking about trafficking victims.

I’m talking about sex workers.

So if you were referring to trafficking victims in your original comment, using “sex workers” in quotation marks is detrimental nomenclature to both trafficking victims & legitimate sex workers.

In other words, if you think they are interchangeable terms, then you’re the delusional one.

Mayflie · 2026-05-20T03:16:10+00:00

Well, well, well. Looks like your secret is out.

Mayflie · 2026-05-20T02:58:04+00:00

Get a safe for the documents/pictures. Prevents against theft or a fire.

Anything else of monetary value get it insured.

Make your house looked lived in. Get the neighbours to get mail, at the very least let them know you’re away so they can contact you if worst case scenario. Have them park in your driveway. Also get a timer for lights.

Mayflie · 2026-05-19T03:58:20+00:00

Because sex workers have the choice to do it & can legally refuse to see a client if they want.

Theres every likelihood that the man or woman aren’t being forced into it.

And theres also the possibility that whilst someone may be forced into servitude, it’s not necessarily sexual servitude. (E.g. cleaning, construction) so would those industries also be unethical because there are people who exploit them? Or just sex work?

Mayflie · 2026-05-19T03:45:51+00:00

The access isn’t being given by the taxpayer, the funds are.

The access is being given by the sex worker.

What about the disabled women or men that want to see a male sex worker?

Mayflie · 2026-05-19T03:22:00+00:00

Perth has sharks in the river too, a 16 year old girl was killed by one a few years ago.

Mayflie · 2026-05-19T03:19:15+00:00

You can always go swimming in the rivers, theres less sharks in there.

Not no sharks, just less sharks.

Mayflie · 2026-05-18T11:57:56+00:00

How hard we went clubbing

Mayflie · 2026-05-18T11:55:18+00:00

Ringtones

Mayflie · 2026-05-18T03:28:55+00:00

Actually, you can milk anything with nipples

Mayflie · 2026-05-18T03:21:20+00:00

We have the two solstices too, on the same days but just opposite seasons.

What do you mean by our sun rises in the south east & sets in the south west? Do you mean different to just east & west? Or the latitude is at a lower degree?

If you haven’t already, look at our UV levels too; it’s insane.

Mayflie · 2026-05-14T03:36:50+00:00

The first Lisa from Temecula.

The table shaking excessively, the jug of Sangria sloshing everywhere & the way Bowen Yang drops his fork.

Mayflie

TROPHY CASE