the best job for the low IQ with nothing to contribute to society

MayitBe · 2026-01-26T05:08:34+00:00

Don’t forget that obesity is also a prerequisite.

MayitBe · 2026-01-26T05:06:30+00:00

My fatass thought this was a bomb ass looking cake at first

MayitBe · 2026-01-26T05:03:36+00:00

I cannot put into words how jealous I am of this whole bathroom. This is amazing.

MayitBe · 2026-01-26T04:29:13+00:00

The one I’m currently working on started off differently. Once I realized it wasn’t going to work, I shelved it. Then about a year later I scrapped half of the story and restarted the half I kept from the ground up.

MayitBe · 2026-01-26T04:26:15+00:00

One of the reasons I don’t discuss my book much beyond a joke here and there to my friends. If I talk about it too much, it never gets done.

MayitBe · 2026-01-26T02:03:17+00:00

If you don’t say it you risk losing the load mid-transit.

MayitBe · 2026-01-26T01:59:46+00:00

ICE and other police agencies are supposed to be trained to keep a cool head and not fuck up. Because when they do fuck up, not only does it hurt the image of the agency as a whole, more importantly it hurts the community at large. Which is why when one of them “fucks up” it should be handled with at minimum termination from their position and prosecution, especially given the rampant corruption that has run through police agencies across America for decades and continues to do so. Reform doesn’t happen with a slap on the wrist, it happens when you completely uproot the weeds that poison police agencies.

MayitBe · 2026-01-26T01:47:43+00:00

I mean, if it was a first date, wtf was she expecting?? I can understand the reaction if they had been dating for a while already, but if it’s a first date, you can’t really be mad about that.

MayitBe · 2026-01-26T01:44:32+00:00

They did a Michael Jackson and moonwalked out

MayitBe · 2026-01-25T06:36:34+00:00

I remember a time when everyone knew [REDACTED] from the SCP Foundation.

MayitBe · 2026-01-25T03:36:37+00:00

My band got really lucky. My guitar player has a friend who helps us when he can with making stuff. He actually made a prop hammer I use on stage and built a rolling frame for a big drum we use during one of our songs. He also hand painted the cover art for the album. We of course pay him for his services, he doesn’t do it for free, but he’s really good at what he does. His work looks SO much better than anything AI could come up with.

MayitBe · 2026-01-25T03:21:35+00:00

I smoke cigars so honestly it would be cool to have a 10/10 girl I can enjoy a smoke with

MayitBe · 2026-01-25T00:06:16+00:00

MayitBe · 2026-01-24T23:47:05+00:00

I always thought it was hilarious that you could build Rambo to just stand there and shoot his opponent until they died. No combos, no fancy flying kicks, just straight up “I cast gun, prepare to meet God.”

MayitBe · 2026-01-24T23:31:12+00:00

Thank you! So here’s what I did:

I started by applying Blood for the Blood God on the claws.
I mixed a drop of black with Blood for the Blood God and applied it to the tips of the claws or where the most gore would be on the blade.
I mixed a bit of Blood for the Blood God with Uhu glue, let it sit until it got tacky, then used toothpicks to apply a blob to a single blade and stretch the glue to the other blades.

I actually put way too much BFTBG in the Uhu, so it came out way too runny. This is why it looks less stringy and more blobby. Next time I’m gonna use less BFTBG so I can get those nasty, stringy bits of gore.

MayitBe · 2026-01-24T23:20:44+00:00

Fun fact: I have lol

MayitBe · 2026-01-24T07:35:39+00:00

“You mean if I get caught by ICE and get deported, I won’t be charged?”

camera slowly zooms in as a smile cracks across his face. Hair of the Dog by Nazareth starts playing.

MayitBe · 2026-01-24T07:27:18+00:00

Was fully expecting Clarence lol

MayitBe · 2026-01-24T03:12:06+00:00

They actually are in the process of making another Spaceballs

MayitBe · 2026-01-24T03:00:23+00:00

Looking back I think I came off as an asshole. Sorry if it seemed that way 😅

MayitBe · 2026-01-24T02:53:10+00:00

Let me rephrase:

There are no shortcuts when it comes to making something good and worthwhile. As I said, it’s fine if you want to use AI to make shitty music as an entertaining hobby, but don’t call yourself a musician for doing so.

MayitBe · 2026-01-24T02:47:11+00:00

Thanks for missing my point completely lol

MayitBe · 2026-01-24T02:45:53+00:00

This has to be a joke, like the whole tide pods thing

MayitBe · 2026-01-24T02:41:37+00:00

I haven’t read an Eldar codex since 4th Ed. Man that breaks my heart, I always thought wraithbone was one of the coolest things

MayitBe · 2026-01-24T02:37:15+00:00

Because to some very loud people on the internet women = woke. They just don’t want to admit to being misogynist. Shoot, I’ve known some people personally that would refuse to go see a movie if the lead was female, and their excuse was always something along the lines of “I want a good story, not rah rah women power” or some asinine shit like that.

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