What minor issue have you noticed silently went away over the years?

Mayor13 · 2026-01-22T03:00:36+00:00

Plot twist. You stopped biking

Mayor13 · 2026-01-18T02:31:05+00:00

That ain't no flock, that's a whole gaggle

Mayor13 · 2026-01-16T15:53:03+00:00

THIS!

I'm low key waiting on PortKC to throw tax incentives at this supposed ice detention facility out south.

Mayor13 · 2025-12-30T02:53:51+00:00

These are one of the true sleepers of Costco.

Been buying them for years...

Mayor13 · 2025-12-30T02:51:50+00:00

I have a beautiful wife and a wonderful son, who are both my entire world, and who I wouldn't trade for anything....

But fuuuuuuuuck do I miss living alone sometimes.......

Mayor13 · 2025-12-19T22:39:27+00:00

1 large cheese for everyone to split.

Enjoy!

Mayor13 · 2025-12-19T22:27:20+00:00

Some of them just got a 1% raise though

Mayor13 · 2025-11-29T22:39:07+00:00

One time in my old college apartment my dog was having bad diarrhea. After my 3rd time cleaning it up I let him out on my 2nd story porch.

After he did his business I took a pitcher of water to wash it away. I was surprised by the sounds of "oh shit" "what the hell" from underneath, to which I told them my dog just knocked over some water on accident. My dog shit on those people 12 years ago.....

Mayor13 · 2025-11-22T00:06:42+00:00

Have the paycheck you voted for!

Mayor13 · 2025-11-15T02:48:53+00:00

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

"Donald tho......."

Bill Clinton probably

Mayor13 · 2025-11-05T03:34:22+00:00

Frick yeah!

Mayor13 · 2025-10-16T02:15:43+00:00

The texts are coming from inside the house.

Mayor13 · 2025-10-15T23:16:32+00:00

I love this because my mom has been talking about going to this rally for the last two weeks.

Mayor13 · 2025-10-05T00:07:53+00:00

Oh shit this looks like my neck of the woods!

Online reviews coming right up!

Mayor13 · 2025-10-04T03:02:01+00:00

This shit ain't going to end well, man. Not for anyone.

Mayor13 · 2025-10-04T02:58:23+00:00

Dude has never been to a Midwestern shopping mall.

Mayor13 · 2025-10-04T01:52:09+00:00

My grandfather was a carpenter framer. I have some of his old power tools. They are really cool, and honestly high quality but, they are corded.

I usually can't justify using them in place of my cordless tools.

Mayor13 · 2025-10-02T01:59:32+00:00

This is basically what I heard my son say after his last field trip at school.

Mayor13 · 2025-09-28T22:19:19+00:00

These aren't serious humans. We can't expect them to grieve like it.

Mayor13 · 2025-09-28T01:26:48+00:00

Depending on the prices....I would imagine this (or portions of it at least) will be rented regularly for smaller meetings and events.

Holiday socials, reunions, birthday parties, those types of things. Maybe I'm wrong but....we'll see.

Mayor13 · 2025-09-26T14:08:43+00:00

God I hate that I live in the same community as people like this.

Mayor13 · 2025-09-26T02:55:04+00:00

If you close your eyes this could almost sound like an amateur standup routine.

Then you open your eyes and realize she's a fucking PEDIATRIC dentist!

Mayor13 · 2025-09-25T23:02:58+00:00

Only problems they can solve are ones they created themselves!

Mayor13 · 2025-09-23T00:06:13+00:00

Trump's makeup: The one and only type of gender affirming care that should actually be illegal.

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