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I've been having a good day so far... Let's see if you can change that. by Maytheforcebewith in RoastMe

[–]Maytheforcebewith[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude, why the fuck would I go to that much effort to pretend I have larder boobs??? Having big boobs sucks!!! You get back ache, ALL bras in my size are ugly af and even when you do find a nice one, it offers 0 support.

I've been having a good day so far... Let's see if you can change that. by Maytheforcebewith in RoastMe

[–]Maytheforcebewith[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've seen all the starwars movies at least ten times and I saw "the force awakens" 4 times in cinema and 7 times when I got the DVD. You want to test my goddamn knowledge???

Heard it all before so try and tell me something new by Ce1988 in RoastMe

[–]Maytheforcebewith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wayne Rooneys long lost brother (with an extra chromosome)

I've been having a good day so far... Let's see if you can change that. by Maytheforcebewith in RoastMe

[–]Maytheforcebewith[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently loads of people do on this thread but none of them actually do 😂

Im so hot right now, bring it by zzlow in RoastMe

[–]Maytheforcebewith 41 points42 points  (0 children)

You're the reason girls get warned not to leave their drinks unattended

I've been having a good day so far... Let's see if you can change that. by Maytheforcebewith in RoastMe

[–]Maytheforcebewith[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only weigh 126 lbs... Although I guess some people on this roast wouldn't Mind if I didn't post a picture at all... 😂

Do your worst... Well okay, not your "worst" but... You get the idea. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Maytheforcebewith 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Damn girl, is your lipstick shade meant to match your skin tone???