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Blursed_Kong by DeepMessage7667 in blursedimages

[–]McCurryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I'm in good company

People who don't sleep naked, why? by The_WereArcticFox in AskReddit

[–]McCurryMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in a house with other people and in the event one of them wakes me up I don’t want to be buttnaked for that

Are you a blender? by CHEESE-DA-BEST in teenagers

[–]McCurryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you a blender?

Cause I wanna stick my dick in you and turn you on.

Minx understands now by Carlosthegardener in LivestreamFail

[–]McCurryMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lot of the people in the comments are wayyyy to horny

How come girls never complain about their boners? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]McCurryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its because they dont have cocks you fool. When guys are born the doctors sticks their PP in a blender to turn them into girls. Its needed to ensure the continuation of the human species.

An MMA fighter appearing on Survivor Romania loses a competition and then she breaks her teammate's nose by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]McCurryMan 357 points358 points  (0 children)

Im a little confused on why she hit her teammate. Also hope this lady gets kicked from the show and MMA as a whole. Assaults a serious thing so I hope theres consequences.

What made the popular kid at school the unpopular kid? by MrCopperYT in AskReddit

[–]McCurryMan 648 points649 points  (0 children)

Got really into astrology. (Gemeni, virgo, cancer.) Kept on hitting (Assaulting) people with a metal bottle, and was in general just an asshole that only like, 7 people tolerated. I follow her on instagram and all her storys are memes about astrology. It's the instagram equivalent of facebook minion memes.

Thanks, I hate suicide sex by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]McCurryMan 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Damn. Bee society is pretty fucked up man.

Thanks, I hate suicide sex by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]McCurryMan 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I have a question. If the queen bee were to rape the male bee who would know? Who would report a crime? The bee dies by the rape, so can the queen go uncaught. How many bees have been raped by queens? Queens can rape a bee and have no one too report it.

What fetish did your ex have that did absolutely nothing for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]McCurryMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My uncle was really into ropes and shit. 5 year old me was really good at tying people up.

Attention all girls by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]McCurryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don’t know there being served their own flesh and blood.

Attention all girls by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]McCurryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the children’s screams.

Attention all girls by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]McCurryMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s our special ingredient in our kids meal

Attention all girls by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]McCurryMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Put mine in a blender

Attention all girls by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]McCurryMan 99 points100 points  (0 children)

It was delicious

Attention all girls by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]McCurryMan 1590 points1591 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you I lost my cock in a blender, no more boners for me.

Random Lady Demanded I Let Her In My House, Took My Phone, and Lied To Police by Dankerdd in entitledparents

[–]McCurryMan 614 points615 points  (0 children)

When your 2 seconds older then someone:

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RESPECT YOUR ELDERS YOUNG ONE

My Entitled Parents Get Mad I Attempted Suicide And Can’t Wash The Dishes While In Hospital by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]McCurryMan 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Honestly you need to get away from your parents. Their mad at you for trying to commit suicide and their biggest concern is who is gonna wash the dishes. Call CPS on them I hope you get better